Billy: I stole cars at school. Take them over at break. Leave it parked outside the gates and at the end of the day I was the only kid to drive home. I was a fucking hero.
Billy: I know my rights. I watch L.A.Law.
Police Inspector: Is that supposed to be funny?
Billy: No, more like comedy-drama.
Billy: [to Jo] Oh shit, the police brought a fucking transit van to a car chase.
Conwat: What has prison taught you, Billy?