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Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (TV Movie 1994) Poster

Quotes

[Lewis stops Trevor from mooning people]

Lewis Skolnick: Trevor, it isn't nice to moon.

Trevor Gulf: Oh, it isn't?

Lewis Skolnick: No, it isn't.

Trevor Gulf: Mr. Ogre mooned.

Lewis Skolnick: Well, you see Trevor, Mr. Ogre is a converted nerd, ok? He used to be a jock so he's still a little rough around the edges.

Trevor Gulf: Jacques, is he from France?

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Lewis Skolnick: Stan, you are such a nerd!

Stan Gable: I sure am!

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Judy: I think you're breaking out.

Stan Gable: What're you talking about? I've always had a perfect complexion.

Judy: Uh-uh, I think you have the chickenpox.

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Betty Skolnick: Lewis, I don't want you to go now, it's after 3 in the morning.

Lewis Skolnick: If my wife and my unborn fetal son want pickles and ice cream, I don't care what time it is.

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Lewis Skolnick: It's not that bad.

Dudley Dawson: Not that bad? Lewis, we just had a food fight. People don't have... food fights, at their... BRIDAL SHOWERS! But I did! Some nova riche guy, looked like he could've been a banker, is standing over me, shoving handfuls of garnish up my NOSTRILS!

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Tippy: It's on!

Romeo: What's on?

Tippy: The wedding.

Romeo: First it's on, then it's off, now it's on again. I am a humble servant, not a yo-yo.

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Aaron Humphrey: Everybody who's important is gone.

Tippy: No, no look, your sister's still here.

Aaron Humphrey: My sister stays to the end of supermarket openings.

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Mr. Skolnick: How's my unborn grandson?

Lewis Skolnick: You mean you're unborn fetal son?

[laughs]

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Dudley Dawson: So what do you like to do?

Heidi 'Booger' Dawson: I'm afraid to tell you because if you don't like what I like, then you won't like me.

Dudley Dawson: I think I'm going to like you, no matter WHAT you do, as long as you live.

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Dudley Dawson: It's not your fault, you didn't ask to be born... you want me to give you a push on those swings?

Heidi 'Booger' Dawson: No thanks.

Dudley Dawson: I'm a pretty good swing pusher, I can get you in over the top.

Heidi 'Booger' Dawson: I'm too old to be pushed on swings.

Dudley Dawson: Oh yeah, you're too old for that... I used to hate it when people treated me like a baby.

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Jeanie Humphrey: To hell with my father!

Dudley Dawson: I was hoping you'd say that!

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Dudley Dawson: I'd like to thank you all for this wonderful shower.

Lewis Skolnick: It's probably the first shower you've ever had.

Mr. Dawson: No, he showered regularly, every other night in summer, and weekly in the winter.

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Betty Skolnick: Lewis, there were women at the party last night, weren't there?

Lewis Skolnick: Yeah.

Betty Skolnick: Were they pretty?

Lewis Skolnick: Yeah.

Betty Skolnick: What did you do with them?

Lewis Skolnick: The bunny hop.

Betty Skolnick: That's it? Just the bunny hop?

Lewis Skolnick: Yeah.

Betty Skolnick: Okay, then you can still be my Valentine.

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Lewis Skolnick: Harold where're you going?

Lamar: I don't know but I'd guess over to Lois.

Takashi: Are you scoing, Harold?

Harold: Well I wouldn't tell you if I was. But I'll guarantee you this much, I ain't going over there for breakfast!

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Dudley Dawson: It's on!

Everybody: What's on?

Dudley Dawson: The wedding!

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Lewis Skolnick: You're not supposed to reveal what goes on at a bachelor party.

Ogre: Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. Who can't we tell again?

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Betty Skolnick: Hey. What's Trevor Gulf doing?

Jeanie Humphrey: [startled] I-I think he's mooning us.

Lewis Skolnick: That's no moon, thats the San Joquin valley

[shouts, running at Trevor as people began to react off-screen]

Lewis Skolnick: TREVOR, NO!

Takashi: [takes photo of Trevor's mooning] Oh! Big Smile!

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Lewis Skolnick: Betty, don't push.

All: [chanting] Betty don't push, Betty don't push, Betty don't push, Betty don't push, hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.

[Betty screams]

All: Betty don't scream! Betty don't scream, Betty don't scream.

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Jeanie Humphrey: I love Booger! And I'm gonna marry him, no matter WHAT you say!

Tippy: Jeanie!

[to Aaron]

Tippy: What did you say to her?

Aaron Humphrey: Nothing, I just made a suggestion.

Tippy: Oh, can't we all just get along?

Aaron Humphrey: She comes up with a guy who looks like he came out of a vending machine and I'M the one who's wrong!

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Jeanie Humphrey: [to Heidi] You gave up what you wanted to tell the truth, I admire that quality in a person.

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Jeanie Humphrey: It's on!

Lewis SkolnickBetty Skolnick: What's on?

Jeanie Humphrey: The wedding!

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Jeanie Humphrey: I'm sure my mother's just overwhelmed by the wedding and everything.

Dudley Dawson: Oh, then you don't think it's because they hate my guts?

Jeanie Humphrey: Booger, I love you!

Dudley Dawson: Yeah, I know *you* do, but I'm not sure about your parents.

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U. N. Jefferson: I've never been to a nerd wedding

[bursts into tears]

U. N. Jefferson: I didn't cry at!

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Takashi: The bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding!

Dudley Dawson: How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman?

Mr. Skolnick: I could marry you.

Dudley Dawson: But I don't love you.

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