Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
[Lewis stops Trevor from mooning people]
Lewis Skolnick: Trevor, it isn't nice to moon.
Trevor Gulf: Oh, it isn't?
Lewis Skolnick: No, it isn't.
Trevor Gulf: Mr. Ogre mooned.
Lewis Skolnick: Well, you see Trevor, Mr. Ogre is a converted nerd, ok? He used to be a jock so he's still a little rough around the edges.
Trevor Gulf: Jacques, is he from France?
Judy: I think you're breaking out.
Stan Gable: What're you talking about? I've always had a perfect complexion.
Judy: Uh-uh, I think you have the chickenpox.
Betty Skolnick: Lewis, I don't want you to go now, it's after 3 in the morning.
Lewis Skolnick: If my wife and my unborn fetal son want pickles and ice cream, I don't care what time it is.
Lewis Skolnick: It's not that bad.
Dudley Dawson: Not that bad? Lewis, we just had a food fight. People don't have... food fights, at their... BRIDAL SHOWERS! But I did! Some nova riche guy, looked like he could've been a banker, is standing over me, shoving handfuls of garnish up my NOSTRILS!
Tippy: It's on!
Romeo: What's on?
Tippy: The wedding.
Romeo: First it's on, then it's off, now it's on again. I am a humble servant, not a yo-yo.
Aaron Humphrey: Everybody who's important is gone.
Tippy: No, no look, your sister's still here.
Aaron Humphrey: My sister stays to the end of supermarket openings.
Dudley Dawson: So what do you like to do?
Heidi 'Booger' Dawson: I'm afraid to tell you because if you don't like what I like, then you won't like me.
Dudley Dawson: I think I'm going to like you, no matter WHAT you do, as long as you live.
Dudley Dawson: It's not your fault, you didn't ask to be born... you want me to give you a push on those swings?
Heidi 'Booger' Dawson: No thanks.
Dudley Dawson: I'm a pretty good swing pusher, I can get you in over the top.
Heidi 'Booger' Dawson: I'm too old to be pushed on swings.
Dudley Dawson: Oh yeah, you're too old for that... I used to hate it when people treated me like a baby.
Dudley Dawson: I'd like to thank you all for this wonderful shower.
Lewis Skolnick: It's probably the first shower you've ever had.
Mr. Dawson: No, he showered regularly, every other night in summer, and weekly in the winter.
Betty Skolnick: Lewis, there were women at the party last night, weren't there?
Lewis Skolnick: Yeah.
Betty Skolnick: Were they pretty?
Lewis Skolnick: Yeah.
Betty Skolnick: What did you do with them?
Lewis Skolnick: The bunny hop.
Betty Skolnick: That's it? Just the bunny hop?
Lewis Skolnick: Yeah.
Betty Skolnick: Okay, then you can still be my Valentine.
Lewis Skolnick: Harold where're you going?
Lamar: I don't know but I'd guess over to Lois.
Takashi: Are you scoing, Harold?
Harold: Well I wouldn't tell you if I was. But I'll guarantee you this much, I ain't going over there for breakfast!
Lewis Skolnick: You're not supposed to reveal what goes on at a bachelor party.
Ogre: Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me. Who can't we tell again?
Betty Skolnick: Hey. What's Trevor Gulf doing?
Jeanie Humphrey: [startled] I-I think he's mooning us.
Lewis Skolnick: That's no moon, thats the San Joquin valley
[shouts, running at Trevor as people began to react off-screen]
Lewis Skolnick: TREVOR, NO!
Takashi: [takes photo of Trevor's mooning] Oh! Big Smile!
Lewis Skolnick: Betty, don't push.
All: [chanting] Betty don't push, Betty don't push, Betty don't push, Betty don't push, hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo.
All: Betty don't scream! Betty don't scream, Betty don't scream.
Jeanie Humphrey: I love Booger! And I'm gonna marry him, no matter WHAT you say!
Tippy: What did you say to her?
Aaron Humphrey: Nothing, I just made a suggestion.
Tippy: Oh, can't we all just get along?
Aaron Humphrey: She comes up with a guy who looks like he came out of a vending machine and I'M the one who's wrong!
Jeanie Humphrey: [to Heidi] You gave up what you wanted to tell the truth, I admire that quality in a person.
Jeanie Humphrey: I'm sure my mother's just overwhelmed by the wedding and everything.
Dudley Dawson: Oh, then you don't think it's because they hate my guts?
Jeanie Humphrey: Booger, I love you!
Dudley Dawson: Yeah, I know *you* do, but I'm not sure about your parents.
U. N. Jefferson: I've never been to a nerd wedding
[bursts into tears]
U. N. Jefferson: I didn't cry at!