Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)

Bernie Casey: U. N. Jefferson

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Quotes 

• U. N. Jefferson : I've never been to a nerd wedding

  [bursts into tears] 

  U. N. Jefferson : I didn't cry at!

• Lewis Skolnick : [Mr. Skolnick's car pulls into the driveway]  Dad!

  Dudley Dawson : U.N.!

  Mr. Skolnick : [Mr. Skolnick and U.N. get out of the car]  Hey, how are you?

  U. N. Jefferson : [Lewis hugs his dad, U.N. shakes hands with Booger]  Congratulations, Booger, congratulations!

  Dudley Dawson : Thank you.

  U. N. Jefferson : I wouldn't miss a nerd wedding for the world.

  U. N. Jefferson : [greets Lewis, Mr. Skolnick greets Booger]  How are you?

  Mr. Skolnick : How's my unborn grandson?

  Lewis Skolnick : You mean your unborn fetal son?

  [Lewis and his dad guffaw together] 

  Takashi : Emergency! Excuse please, the bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding!

  Dudley Dawson : What? How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman?

  Mr. Skolnick : I can marry you.

  Dudley Dawson : But I don't love you.

  Mr. Skolnick : Oh- No, no, I took a correspondence course, I'm a fully ordained Tilhoonian minister.

  U. N. Jefferson : You are?

  Mr. Skolnick : U.N.

  [Takashi, Booger, Lewis and his dad all guffaw together, while U.N. Jefferson stands quietly surprised, not getting the pun] 

• Aaron Humphrey : I, uh... I would like to make an announcement.

  [Betty screams while undergoing labor for her soon-to-be born child] 

  Aaron Humphrey : I have, uh... been a jerk for this whole wedding.

  U. N. Jefferson : You certainly have.

  Aaron Humphrey : Well, I've - I've never been around a nerd before, and I guess, uh... well, I guess I judged a book by its cover.

  [Betty groans while going through labor] 

  Aaron Humphrey : Booger, I know you and my Jeanie are going to be very happy together, because you know what you are, and you're proud of it.

  Aaron Humphrey : Well, I'm, uh... sick of trying to be something I'm not.

  Lewis Skolnick : [attending to Betty]  Come on, push honey, push, push!

  Aaron Humphrey : Tippy.

  [Tippy stands next to Aaron, who puts his arm on her shoulder] 

  Aaron Humphrey : I, I... I am nouveau riche, and I'm proud of it!

  Aaron Humphrey : [the wedding guests applaud]  Mylan, if who I am isn't good enough for the Republican party of this state, then to hell with the nomination! And that is the truth!