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(1994)

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Father Greg Pilkington: They used to ask us a question when we were in seminary: a man comes up to you in confession and tells you that he's poisoned the altar wine. Do you go out and say Mass? I had no problem with it; I'd go out and drink the wine. I suppose there's a little of the martyr in all of us.

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Father Greg Pilkington: And how would you feel if someone robbed your car?

Boy Car Thief: I haven't got one.

Father Greg Pilkington: Well, suppose you did.

Boy Car Thief: I'd get a weed-on.

Father Greg Pilkington: Exactly. I'd get a... weed-on too.

Boy Car Thief: You haven't got a car.

Father Greg Pilkington: Well, what about Father Matthew?

Boy Car Thief: No one would wanna rob his car, would they?

Father Greg Pilkington: Because he's a priest?

Boy Car Thief: Because it's crap!

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Father Matthew Thomas: The creation of mankind only started on the sixth day. It hasn't stopped yet. We're taller than we were a thousand years ago. We're fitter, faster. We live longer. We're better educated. More informed. So, creation... is an ongoing process. And if you interfere with it with it, aren't you spitting in the face of God? If you exploit your work force, don't you spit in the face of God? If you kill and maim, throw people out of their homes, turn your back on the elderly, If you shut down schools and hospitals, force people out on the dole - In fact, if you do anything... to prevent one single human being reaching their full potential, aren't you interfering in creation and spitting in the face of God? That's what I believe. That's my truth. That's what made me become a priest, and makes me remain a priest. The peace of the Lord be with you always.

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Charge Sergeant: [Father Pilkington is being charged with public indecency] Occupation?

[Father Pilkington is too embarrassed to answer]

Charge Sergeant: What's your job?

Father Greg Pilkington: Priest.

Charge Sergeant: Catholic?

Father Greg Pilkington: [quietly] Yes.

Charge Sergeant: [grinning] You little devil!

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Father Greg Pilkington: Abi et futue te ipsum, sordide senex.

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