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Michael Winslow | ... | |
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| G.W. Bailey | ... | ||
| Christopher Lee | ... |
Commandant Rakov
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| Ron Perlman | ... |
Constantine Konali
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| Claire Forlani | ... |
Katrina
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Richard Israel | ... |
Adam Sharp
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Vladimir Dolinskiy | ... |
Bellboy
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| Pamela Guest | ... |
Anchor Person
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| Stuart Nisbet | ... |
Anchor Person
(as Stuart Nissbet)
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| David St. James | ... |
News Director
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The Russians need help in dealing with the Mafia and so they seek help with the veterans of the Police Academy (1984). They head off to Moscow, in order to find evidence against Konstantine Konali, who marketed a computer game that everyone in the world is playing. With a sequel to the game he wants to put backdoors in all computer systems on which it gets installed, thus providing access to the police and other government systems. Written by Thomas Meyer <i03a@zfn.uni-bremen.de>
"Kicking buttski. Making you laughski. The Academy is backski!"
What the hell is that even meant to mean!!?? I cannot think of a single Russian word (apart from the obvious "Russki") that ends with "ski". This is just one of the many idiotic retarded things in this movie. The story makes no sense. Why would Russians want to hire a bunch of American loudmouths to hunt down some supposed "Russian" gangster who doesn't look, sound, or talk like a Russian. What kind of a Russian surname is "Konali" anyway? And he's planning to take over the world with a stupid video game about a bear who runs around punching people? WHAT THE HELL!? The jokes aren't funny and the acting is crap. Whoever made this movie should be dragged through their own vomit.
This movie a dumbski piece of crapski.