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My Father the Hero (1994) Poster

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Andre: Look at the Goddamn moon! It's glorious!

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Andre: Are you out of your mind? What the hell were you thinking about?

Nicole: You're yelling.

Andre: Of course I'm yelling! My daughter tells some stranger that her father is her, her...

Nicole: *Lover*!

Andre: Oh, God! I hate that word. It's so... so graphic. Who else thinks this?

Nicole: A few of the other people.

Andre: How many of them?

Nicole: All of them.

Andre: All of them! Incroyable! I've been walking around here with you the past few days. They think I'm child molester!

Nicole: [she starts to cry] You're yelling again.

Andre: Why... why do you make up such stories?

Nicole: I don't know. It just comes naturally to me.

Andre: So it's genetic. Is that it?

Nicole: Yes. No! I don't know.

Andre: You have to tell him the truth.

Nicole: I tried to. Believe me, it's not that easy. I care about him.

Andre: [he smiles at her] Do you love him?

Nicole: Yes, I think so. I mean, yes, I do.

Andre: Has he done anything to you?

Nicole: No, he hasn't done anything to me. Besides, if I tell him I made all this up, he'll hate me. He'll think I'm some kind of liar.

Andre: You are.

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Andre: How did it go?

Nicole: He's very impressed by you. He thinks you're a great guy.

Andre: [sarcastically] What a relief.

Nicole: And I told him I'm staying with you.

Andre: Isn't he jealous?

Nicole: I told him there's nothing to be jealous of. That there's nothing between us anymore because of... Promise you won't get mad?

Andre: Why do I get so frightened every time you ask me that?

Nicole: Because of your heart.

Andre: My heart? What about my heart?

Nicole: I told him you were dying.

Andre: I'm dying now.

[everyone in the balcony looks at him]

Nicole: Daddy. I told him I had to stay with you for your final days.

Andre: *My final days*? What's the matter with you?

Nicole: I don't know once I start lying, I can't stop. It's kind of addictive.

Andre: What I'm dying of?

Nicole: A rare disease you caught in Africa.

Andre: When was I in Africa?

Nicole: During the Hundred Years War.

Andre: The Hundred Years War was in the Middle Ages, in Europe!

Nicole: He didn't seem to notice.

Andre: Why not the Crusades?

[Nicole rolls her eyes at him]

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Andre: I'm having an affair with my phone machine.

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[Nicole stands up, wearing a thong bathing suit]

Andre: What - what's that?

Nicole: What's the matter?

Andre: What are you wearing?

Nicole: My bathing suit!

Andre: The whole thing?

Nicole: What, you don't like it?

Andre: Are you sure you didn't leave part of it in the box?

Nicole: Get real, Andre. Everybody's wearing them.

Andre: Everyone's staring at you!

Nicole: No, everyone's staring at you.

Andre: I insist you change!

Nicole: And I insist you loosen up, Andre, dear.

[Kisses him on the cheek]

Stella: Now she's French.

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Nicole: You know, one these days I'm leaving and I'm never coming back.

Megan: Fine. Go live with you father.

Nicole: Oh, you're such a bitch.

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Andre: To you I probably seem old.

Nicole: You are old.

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Nicole: Daddy, can I talk to you about something?

Andre: Of course. You can talk to me about anything.

Nicole: Anything?

Andre: Anything at all. What is it? Tell me.

Nicole: Promise not to yell.

Andre: I promise. Now tell me.

Nicole: It's really not that bad.

Andre: Tell me.

Nicole: You said you wouldn't yell.

Andre: That was not yelling, trust me.

Nicole: I told Ben you weren't my father.

Andre: Why?

Nicole: Because I wanted to impress him.

Andre: What did you tell him I was? A famous pianist? A wirter? What?

Nicole: [she takes a deep breath] I told him you were my lover.

Andre: Are you serious?

Nicole: Yes.

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Nicole: My whole life will be ruined.

Andre: No. No, no. Your life will not be ruined. Mine maybe, but yours won't.

Nicole: He'll hate me!

Andre: No, no, he won't hate you.

Nicole: Yes, he will! I'm going to die!

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