Philip runs a crisis hotline with Catherine and Mrs Munchnik. That's the easy part, now it gets tricky... Stanley loves evicting people and he evicts Philip. Philip loves helping people and he is loved by Catherine. Catherine is loved by Louie who loves writing songs. Chris loves dancing to songs and loves to wear large dresses. Gracie also loves to wear large dresses because she's pregnant. She loves the baby's father, Felix, who loves to paint. That just leaves Mrs. Munchnik who hasn't been loved by anybody in a very long time.
Written by Tim McSmythurs <Tim.McSmythurs@swindon.ericsson.se>
Mrs. Munchnik:
[Door bell rings,hysterically yelling at the door]
Are you the Seaside Strangler? Well listen here Mr. Seaside Strangler. I *am* calling the police. I am getting the reward and you will go to a maximum security prison where a very large, hairy man is going to make you his girlfriend.
[calms down]
Mrs. Munchnik:
I am not your type. I am short and my hair is short. I am attractive; I suppose I do fit that part of the description
[yelling again]
Mrs. Munchnik:
But I am *not* young! I have never been young!
[calmly]
Mrs. Munchnik:
Although, I do look considerably...
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