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Getting Any? (1994)

Minnâ-yatteruka! (original title)
Obsessed with the idea of owning his first car so he can have sex in it, a young man takes any job he can find and ends up in an escalating series of crazy situations.

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Cast

Credited cast:
Duncan ...
Asao (as Dankan)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Moeko Ezawa ...
Mrs
Taka Guadalcanal ...
Pilote
Hakuryû ...
Judge
Tokie Hidari ...
Mother
Hideo Higashikokubaru ...
Yaku wo check suru Hakase (as Sonomanma Higashi)
Yôjin Hino ...
Car dealership manager
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Scientist
Akiji Kobayashi ...
Chief of World Defence Force
Yoneko Matsukane ...
Saralyman no tsuma
Yuuji Minakata ...
Head Yakuza 2
Ryûshi Mizukami
Rô Naruse
Masumi Okada ...
Russian actor
Shintarô Takado
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Storyline

A slapstick comedy, about a goofy middle-aged man who is obsessed with the idea of having car sex. While pursuing his 'dream', he makes all the wrong moves possible, and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades. Written by Anonymous

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11 February 1995 (Japan)  »

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Trivia

The blue sports car with the missing chassis wasn't road-safe and had to be towed from location to location. See more »

Quotes

Recruitment Announcer: The Earth Defense Force is seeking new members! Educational background, IQ, and sexual preference are all no problem. Neither is the shape of your penis.
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Crazy Credits

After the end credits, Asao appears again as a giant mutant grasshopper. He bounds across Tokyo, only to impale himself on the Tokyo Tower. After twitching a couple of times, the final copyright notice appears. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Densô ningen (1960) See more »

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MAN, I died laughing
4 August 2006 | by (Toronto) – See all my reviews

I don't ever recall writing a user comment for a film before, but considering some other comments here say it is garbage, I thought I would defend it. While this film CAN be considered garbage because it is so stupid and has some of the weirdest parts, you really have to watch this for what it is worth. This film is the single most funny movie I have ever seen in my life. If you can get over the fact at how slap stick and how unlikely it is, this is comic genius. There are so many references in this film also, to thinks like power rangers, road runner and coyote etc. It really is truly funny. This movie is so crazy you'll be on the floor dying of laughter, the comic timing is impeccable, the situations are insane and the outcomes are even more insane. This is the zaniest movie ever made. No it won't change your life, it wont enlighten you, but you WILL laugh.


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