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Getting Any? (1994)

Minnâ-yatteruka! (original title)
Obsessed with the idea of owning his first car so he can have sex in it, a young man takes any job he can find and ends up in an escalating series of crazy situations.

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Cast

Credited cast:
Duncan ...
Asao (as Dankan)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Moeko Ezawa ...
Mrs
Taka Guadalcanal ...
Pilote
Hakuryû ...
Judge
Tokie Hidari ...
Mother
Hideo Higashikokubaru ...
Yaku wo check suru Hakase (as Sonomanma Higashi)
Yôjin Hino ...
Car dealership manager
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Scientist
Akiji Kobayashi ...
Chief of World Defence Force
Yoneko Matsukane ...
Saralyman no tsuma
Yuuji Minakata ...
Head Yakuza 2
Ryûshi Mizukami
Rô Naruse
Masumi Okada ...
Russian actor
Shintarô Takado
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A slapstick comedy, about a goofy middle-aged man who is obsessed with the idea of having car sex. While pursuing his 'dream', he makes all the wrong moves possible, and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades. Written by Anonymous

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11 February 1995 (Japan)  »

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Trivia

During Asao's brief acting career he plays the part of the blind samurai Zatôichi. Takeshi Kitano later went on to direct and star in a remake of Zatoichi on the Road (1963). See more »

Quotes

[The Earth Defense Force recruiters are discussing promotion ideas]
Earth Defense Force Member 1: What about Astro-Vision?
Earth Defense Force Member 2: You mean Hibino's Astro-Vision?
Earth Defense Force Member 1: Why be so specific?
Earth Defense Force Member 2: We get a rental fee discount if we say the name on screen.
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Crazy Credits

After the end credits, Asao appears again as a giant mutant grasshopper. He bounds across Tokyo, only to impale himself on the Tokyo Tower. After twitching a couple of times, the final copyright notice appears. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Tômei ningen (1954) See more »

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Silly, stupid, but really really funny
25 February 2003 | by See all my reviews



One of the stupidest, most bizarre, and straight up perverted movies I've seen in a long time, but it was friggin' funny as hell. If you can handle 'stupid funny' then this movie is definitely enjoyable. Loosely organized around the fact that this perverted guy wants to score badly.... so he goes off and tries many different means to accomplish this task. The end degenerates into a big of a Godzilla parody, but still funny. be sure to stick around for the end of the credits too.


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