Milk Money (1994)
V: There is a place you can touch on a woman that will make her go crazy.
Frank Wheeler: Where?
V: Her heart.
V: Nobody's treated me the way you do before.
Tom: How do I treat you?
V: Like a person.
Tom: How does everybody else treat you?
V: Like a hooker.
Tom: Why do they treat you like that?
V: Because I am hooker!
V: I need a hundred bucks or I'm gonna get slapped, you think you can do that?
Frank Wheeler: Here, take it.
V: Where'd you get all this money?
Frank Wheeler: My friends and I want to see a naked lady.
V: How much of a naked lady?
Frank Wheeler: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.
[to V, the hooker]
Cash: You think I'm a slot machine? I'm not a slot machine, you are.
Frank Wheeler: [brings Tom into the kitchen where V is on the phone] Look, Dad... it's a girl! What do you say?
Tom: [puzzled] Thank you?
V: [V agrees to flash the boys, but Frank covers his eyes] What's the matter?
Frank Wheeler: I can't do this. I want to be a gentleman.
V: [noticing the candy he is eating] Doesn't a gentleman bring enough for everybody?
Frank Wheeler: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?
V: Don't worry. I've seen the Brady Bunch. Nothing bad ever happens to you people.
V: OK, pull your shirts up over your heads. Come on.
V: M'kay, you're not hairy enough to be dangerous