Young Frank and his pals get an idea for the ultimate in excitement. They decide to pool their savings, bicycle to the nearby Big City, and hire some woman of the streets to strip for them. Things do not work out that simply, but they do meet V, a Hooker With A Heart Of Gold, who ends up giving them a ride home. Soon she is living in Frank's treehouse, unbeknownst to Frank's widowed father Tom, who thinks she is one of Frank's teachers. Soon, however, the evil Waltzer comes looking for V. Written by
You can't get enough of a good thing... But first you have to find it.
Did You Know?
Vee flushes and identifies a "Glossy Ibis." This species lives within about 50 miles of the south Atlantic and Gulf coasts, and would not be found in Pittsburgh. See more
[V agrees to flash the boys, but Frank covers his eyes
What's the matter?
I can't do this. I want to be a gentleman.
[noticing the candy he is eating
Doesn't a gentleman bring enough for everybody?
Written and Performed by Jack Daro
& Brian Reeves See more