Men of War (1994)
[Nick has just eaten an unborn chick directly from the egg to improve relations with the tribe]
Nick: So you guys eat this all the time or is just for... uhm... ceremonies?
Po: Are you kidding? We don't eat that shit!
Kiefer: [after he shoots a wounded mercenary] Bullets are cheap and the medics are late.
Lyle: This time you'll be working in a beautiful, warm and very tropical paradise!
Nick: I hate the heat.
Warren: Will it help if we say who recommended you?
Nick: I know who recommended me.
Nick: Why didn't you recommend Keefer?
Colonel Merrick: Keefer... This op, for what I'm told, isn't just slash and burn. This one calls for the touch of the poet.
Blades: What colour?
[Nick stares at him]
Blades: What colour is the people you want me to shoot at, man?
Nick: Lighter than you but darker than me.
Jimmy G: [to one of his employees] Relax, I'm not gonna kill you... yet!
Ocker: [sitting in front of the gorilla's cage at the zoo] I know they're doomed. You can see it in the eyes. Ten, twenty years they'll be extinct.
Nick: I was surprised to hear you were still breathing yourself.
Ocker: The world is dying, Nick. It needs a witness.
Nolan: [after knocking his adversary down] Hey, if you wanna bet your last dime - it might as well be on yourself, right?
[his opponent gets up and knocks him out]
Kiefer: So, what is your story, bitch? Mmmh?
Grace Lashield: I'm stuck in an island run by assholes. What's yours?
Grace Lashield: Look, I can help you guys out *and* I can take orders.
Nolan: I'll take a beaver sandwich.
Po: You want some company tonight, boss? Loki! Can be pretty lonely in the jungle.
Nick: No, I don't need any company.
Jimmy G: [whispering] Shit, I'll take her Nick!
[Nick stares badly at him]
Nick: Alright, I want you to take me on a guided tour of the shitpile.
Po: Sure thing, boss!
Nick: Keep your eyes open back here.
Nolan: [mimicking Po] Sure thing, boss!
Ocker: [Jamaal's been hit by a child with a blowgun] First blood!
Nick: C'mon, how do you defend yourselves?
Po: What to defend? A couple of trees, lot of rock, bird shit on everything.
Loki: My mother want to know if you fall from the sky with jellyfish, but I tell her you wash upon sand like garbage.
Nick: Thank you.
Nick: Allright. As of now, I take control of this island. Anyone fucks with it, fucks with me!
Colonel Merrick: [to Nick] One can be a mercenary and still a gentleman.
Nolan: Found the jade, didn't you?
Nick: There's no jade. It's bird shit.
Nolan: Bird shit? Oh boy... what do you think I am, an idiot?
Po: The spirit has been gone a long time, but will run back to us. We will fight.
Nick: Like the Old People?
Po: Old People story is bullshit. We are the Old People.
Colonel Merrick: A man has to have something to honor, Nick, and all I've got left is my word. I gave my word.
Jimmy G: [smiling, after one of Merrick's men blows up a mine] She moved the fucking mines!
Nick: [to a mercenary who tried to shoot him in the back but got burned by the backfire of the bazooka] Don't sneak up on people.
Po: We have a legend. It tells of a man who comes far from the oceans and save us from great danger.
Po: No. But I'm working on it.
Kiefer: This is not the ordinary I hit you, you hit me, I hit you, you hit me. No, no, no, no. This is I hit you, I hit you, I fucking hit you!
[to his soldiers]
Kiefer: Every time he touches me, kill one of his men.
Colonel Merrick: Yeah, the three of us back together again. Better to keep an army intact than to destroy it. So on, son. I envy you. You're gonna die for something you believe in.
Kiefer: [burning the flag of truce] I'll see you in hell, Nicky Gunar!
Kiefer: Kind remind you of Angola, doesn't it Nicky? Mmmh? All that burning flesh? God, I was afraid I would never breathe this smell again, Nicky!
Nick: Are you from around here?
Dancer: Born this bar, room down the hall.
Nick: Do you ever wish it was like it used to be, before we came?
Dancer: [gestures to bed impatiently] You wanna fuck, twenty dollar! You wanna make friend, cost more!
Nick: No shit.