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[Nick has just eaten an unborn chick directly from the egg to improve relations with the tribe]

Nick: So you guys eat this all the time or is just for... uhm... ceremonies?

Po: Are you kidding? We don't eat that shit!

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Kiefer: [after he shoots a wounded mercenary] Bullets are cheap and the medics are late.

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Nick: [to Keefer] Welcome to Hell.

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[repeated line]

Nick: Sweden, like me.

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Lyle: This time you'll be working in a beautiful, warm and very tropical paradise!

Nick: I hate the heat.

Warren: Will it help if we say who recommended you?

Nick: I know who recommended me.

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Nick: Why didn't you recommend Keefer?

Colonel Merrick: Keefer... This op, for what I'm told, isn't just slash and burn. This one calls for the touch of the poet.

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Blades: What colour?

[Nick stares at him]

Blades: What colour is the people you want me to shoot at, man?

Nick: Lighter than you but darker than me.

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Jimmy G: [to one of his employees] Relax, I'm not gonna kill you... yet!

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Ocker: [sitting in front of the gorilla's cage at the zoo] I know they're doomed. You can see it in the eyes. Ten, twenty years they'll be extinct.

Nick: I was surprised to hear you were still breathing yourself.

Ocker: The world is dying, Nick. It needs a witness.

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Nolan: [after knocking his adversary down] Hey, if you wanna bet your last dime - it might as well be on yourself, right?

[his opponent gets up and knocks him out]

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Kiefer: So, what is your story, bitch? Mmmh?

Grace Lashield: I'm stuck in an island run by assholes. What's yours?

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Grace Lashield: Look, I can help you guys out *and* I can take orders.

Nolan: I'll take a beaver sandwich.

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Po: You want some company tonight, boss? Loki! Can be pretty lonely in the jungle.

Nick: No, I don't need any company.

Jimmy G: [whispering] Shit, I'll take her Nick!

[Nick stares badly at him]

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Nick: Alright, I want you to take me on a guided tour of the shitpile.

Po: Sure thing, boss!

Nick: Keep your eyes open back here.

Nolan: [mimicking Po] Sure thing, boss!

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Ocker: [Jamaal's been hit by a child with a blowgun] First blood!

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Nick: C'mon, how do you defend yourselves?

Po: What to defend? A couple of trees, lot of rock, bird shit on everything.

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Loki: My mother want to know if you fall from the sky with jellyfish, but I tell her you wash upon sand like garbage.

Nick: Thank you.

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Nick: You're a pain in the ass, you know that?

Loki: My... my father say same thing.

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Nick: You want me to kill for bird shit?

Lyle: Why not? You've done that for less!

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Nick: Allright. As of now, I take control of this island. Anyone fucks with it, fucks with me!

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Colonel Merrick: [to Nick] One can be a mercenary and still a gentleman.

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Nolan: Found the jade, didn't you?

Nick: There's no jade. It's bird shit.

Nolan: Bird shit? Oh boy... what do you think I am, an idiot?

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Nick: Where's everybody?

Po: They're with the dead.

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Po: The spirit has been gone a long time, but will run back to us. We will fight.

Nick: Like the Old People?

Po: Old People story is bullshit. We are the Old People.

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Colonel Merrick: A man has to have something to honor, Nick, and all I've got left is my word. I gave my word.

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Jimmy G: [smiling, after one of Merrick's men blows up a mine] She moved the fucking mines!

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Jimmy G: [ironically] Got a real crackerjack team Colonel, uh?

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Kiefer: [to Colonel Merrick] Tomorrow I'll give you bodies.

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Nick: [to a mercenary who tried to shoot him in the back but got burned by the backfire of the bazooka] Don't sneak up on people.

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Nick: Where you'll go?

Grace Lashield: Home.

Nick: Where's that?

Grace Lashield: Don't ask.

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[last lines]

Po: We have a legend. It tells of a man who comes far from the oceans and save us from great danger.

Nick: Really?

Po: No. But I'm working on it.

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Kiefer: This is not the ordinary I hit you, you hit me, I hit you, you hit me. No, no, no, no. This is I hit you, I hit you, I fucking hit you!

[to his soldiers]

Kiefer: Every time he touches me, kill one of his men.

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Nick: Keefer?

Colonel Merrick: Yeah, the three of us back together again. Better to keep an army intact than to destroy it. So on, son. I envy you. You're gonna die for something you believe in.

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Kiefer: [burning the flag of truce] I'll see you in hell, Nicky Gunar!

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Nick: Grace's on the mission.

[to his men]

Nick: Her cut comes out your pay.

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Kiefer: Kind remind you of Angola, doesn't it Nicky? Mmmh? All that burning flesh? God, I was afraid I would never breathe this smell again, Nicky!

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Nick: Are you from around here?

Dancer: Born this bar, room down the hall.

Nick: Do you ever wish it was like it used to be, before we came?

Dancer: [gestures to bed impatiently] You wanna fuck, twenty dollar! You wanna make friend, cost more!

Nick: No shit.

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Nick: [He hits Keefer in the head with an ancient tribal axe; the axe shatters] Fuck.

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