Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corp with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the corp who has just started the believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'? Written by
Michael Silva <firstname.lastname@example.org>
He's looking for a few good men... or a few guys old enough to shave.
Did You Know?
Major Payne quotes 9 separate rhymes which are:
- Love my barracks night and day, Won't complain That's where I'll stay
- Got no worry, got no stress! 'Cause we feel good in a dress.
- Major Payne's a major diss. He makes us squat when we piss.
- Got no worries, got no care. I'm just a bald headed son of a bitch without hair.
- One! Don't you feel dumb. Two! Look at you.
- Hey Dunn you missed all the fun. Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from?
- Don't push the "maybes", baby.
More than once, Major Payne is seen, standing at parade rest, his legs at shoulder's width apart, then he immediately salutes the troop leader, without going to attention. One must always be in the position of "attention" to salute anyone. See more
[repeated line during the story he tells Tiger Dunn
Chooga chooga chooga chooga, chooga chooga chooga chooga... toot toot!
The Donna Reed Show Theme See more