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Junior (1994) Poster

(1994)

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Dr. Alex Hesse: My body. *My* choice!

[Dr. Reddin has found out Alex is carrying her baby]

Dr. Diana Reddin: Why should I be upset! You lie to me. You... STEAL from me. You engage in a utterly selfish, IMMORAL, arrogant stunt without any regard for my feelings whatsoever. What am I supposed to be, grateful? This is just SO MALE!

Dr. Diana Reddin: What do you mean, what am I doing here? It's my baby, not yours!

Larry: Hey. I put it in there.

Dr. Diana Reddin: It's MY EGG!

Larry: Yeah, just 'cause your egg's in some guy doesn't make you the mother!

Dr. Diana Reddin: Do you have your own room?

Dr. Alex Hesse: Yes. Why?

Dr. Diana Reddin: Well, call me old-fashioned, but I'll be damned if I'm having a child with a man I've never even slept with.

Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!

[deep voice]

Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT!

Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.

Larry: Sexual appetite?

Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A "Steifen".

Larry: A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.

[Dr. Hesse has to explain why he looks so 'masculine']

Dr. Alex Hesse: When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.

Noah Baines: Let me shake hands with the man who would be Mom.

Dr. Alex Hesse: I'm all woman.

Larry: You think you're the first clown whoever woke up and said "I'm bored, I think I'll have a kid!"

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Dr. Alex Hesse: [to Diana] Does my body disgust you?

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Dr. Alex Hesse: My nipples are very sensitive.

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