Memorable quotes for
The Jerky Boys (1995) More at IMDbPro »

Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
Burger Bob Customer: What does that have to do with ANYTHING?
Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Because I can't see damn it, you son of a bitch
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Band Manager: The fuckin' MONKEYS?
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[Kamal throws a piece of cement to Foreman's head]
Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here!
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes?
Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh?
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time!
Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!
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Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Cab 1557, I want to speak to dispatch, please.
Woman on the Radio: Yeah, what do you want?
Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] I'm somewhere on Houston Street. How do I get back into Queens?
Woman on the Radio: What? You've been here for ten years, you idiot! You don't know how to get to Queens?
Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Listen, some big guy come into my cab. He asked me to change the bill, I didn't. He took a big... hit me over the head. My teeth hurting, I cannot even remember...
[screaming]
Kamal: Help!
Woman on the Radio: Some guy hit you with a brick? Why didn't you say something? Let me get the cops over there!
Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Oh. No, no, no. No cops, thank you.
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Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?
Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.
Ernie Lazarro: A what?
Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.
Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?
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Mrs. B: Brett is a very nice hard working man. I wish the two of you were more like Brett Weir.
Johnny: Ah, come on. It's not like we ain't had jobs. What about the mason's job we had a ways back?
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Woman at the Hospital: Sir, could you please use a proper terminology?
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