Edit
It's Pat (1994) Poster

(1994)

Quotes

Hood: So, what we wanna know is are you a brotha or a sista?

Pat: Well, I'm an only child...

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

[Pat falls down a flight of stairs]

Kyle Jacobs: Are you all right... um... um... you there?

Chris: Yeah, hon. Did you break anything?

Pat Riley: Oh, I crushed my nuts!

Kyle Jacobs: Ooooh, that's got to hurt!

Pat Riley: Oh, shoot!

[holding up crushed walnuts]

Pat Riley: There goes my afternoon snack!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Pat Riley: Howdy, Tippy!

Tippy: Oh... oh Pat... what do you want?

Pat Riley: Well I just thought I'd stop by and pick up a few personal items.

Tippy: Oh no no no, please, remember? No, I don't want to know anything about your... your sex life, okay?

Pat Riley: I just want to get a few toiletries. Uh, first of all, I need some protection...

Tippy: Oh dear God, okay, all right.

Pat Riley: ...from underarm wetness. I'm never one to offend!

Tippy: 2.50 then, all right, and you're out...

Pat Riley: What am I, in a race? Whoa!

Tippy: Well, kind of, uh...

Pat Riley: And I need a lubricant...

Tippy: What?

Pat Riley: ...for my eyes. They're drying up due to the pollen and dust in the air.

Tippy: Oh great, help me, somebody please help me!

Pat Riley: And I need some feminine napkins...

Tippy: Oh, I'm in hell... I am in hell now!

Pat Riley: You never know when Aunt Wilma's gonna stop by for lunch!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Pat: I played with the Ween!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Chris: I find everything about you... endlessly fascinating.

Pat Riley: Join the club!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Groupie: You were great tonight, Pat.

Pat Riley: Oh, you thought so to?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Pat Riley: So... did I tell you I'm unemployed?

Kathy Griffin: Yea, uh, about 400 times.

Pat Riley: Say, do you think you could make an announcement about it at the radio station?

Kathy Griffin: Absolutely not.

Pat Riley: Ok, well think about it, but when you do make the announcement let me know. I want to tell my friends to tune in. They don't listen to your show normally.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Pat: Spekanse americano por favor?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Kyle Jacobs: [after reading Pat's diary] That's it. Th-th-th-that's all? The most intimate record of... every detail about Pat's life and not a single clue about Pat's sex? Why? Why, that's so unfair!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page