Pat Riley, an obnoxious busybody of undeterminable sex, meets and falls in love with Chris, a sensitive, caring person also of undeterminable sex. Their relationship suffers because Pat's a lout, and cannot decide on a direction for its life. Meanwhile, Pat's neighbor Kyle falls further and further into obsession with Pat, fascinated by its indeterminate sexuality. Written by
James Meek <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
In the recurring "It's Pat" sketches on "Saturday Night Live", Dana Carvey portrayed Pat's equally androgynous partner, Chris. Carvey was offered the role of Chris in the movie, but turned it down. Dave Foley took the role instead. See more
While Kyle is watching Pat on "America's Weirdest People" his shirt has a blue collar. After the show ends, his shirt has a red collar. See more
[after reading Pat's diary
That's it. Th-th-th-that's all? The most intimate record of... every detail about Pat's life and not a single clue about Pat's sex? Why? Why, that's so unfair!
During the closing credits, audio of Kathy Griffin and Kyle is heard. Kathy is now back on her radio show and one of her callers turns out to be Kyle, whose obsession with Pat has now caused him to become a cross-dresser. See more
How It's Gonna Be
Written by Dean Sabatino, David Schulthise, Joseph Genaro and Rodney Linderman
Performed by The Dead Milkmen
Courtesy of Hollywood Records See more