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In the Army Now (1994) Poster

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Bones: Actually, I wish you WERE my "first" sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.

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1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Have my words fallen upon deaf ears?

Bones: Yes, Sergeant! I mean No, Sergeant!

1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Don't you know that I'm your First Seargent?

Bones: I really wish you were my First Sergeant, but I already had a couple ones already.

1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Drop and give me push ups! You will continue to give me push ups until you learn to address me as First Sergeant! Is that clear?

Bones: Yes. First Sergeant!

1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Go!

Bones: One, First Sergeant, Two First Sergeant...

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Sgt. Ladd: This is exactly like practice, except this is a real live grenade. You will do exactly as you have been trained.

Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!

Sgt. Ladd: When I give the command to execute, you will drop the pin and throw the grenade.

Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!

Sgt. Ladd: Drop the pin, throw the grenade!

Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!

Sgt. Ladd: Execute.

Bones: [Drops grenade and throws pin]

Sgt. Ladd: Move it!

Bones: Thank you, Drill Seargent, you saved my life. I owe you one.

Sgt. Ladd: No, you owe me fifty!

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Bones: Oh yeah, "Its not a job, it's an adventure."

Richard Day, Recruiting Sergeant: No, that's the Navy.

Bones: "The few and the proud?"

Richard Day, Recruiting Sergeant: No, that's the Marines.

Bones: "Keep going, going and gone?"

Jack: No, that's the Energizer Bunny.

Richard Day, Recruiting Sergeant: Gentlemen, we're "Be all you can be"

Bones: In the Arrrmy!

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Sgt. Stern: Absolutely, the morphine the better!

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Bones: You're sitting in the chair, like "Can somebody

[coughing,gagging]

Bones: help me?"

[coughing]

Fred Ostroff: See, see that's what I'm talking about!

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Bones: Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'?

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Bones: Where did the sun go?

Jack: There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell.

Bones: Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up.

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Sgt. Ladd: Drop down and give me twenty!

Bones: Here. Take the whole wallet.

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Bones: Thank you, sir. But I could not have done it without the help and inspiration of my brother, the poolman.

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[under the effects of morphine]

Sgt. Stern: Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.

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[Bones and Jack see a Special Forces officer trying to assemble a gun very fast. Bones decides to take a flashlight and assemble it fast. The spring flies off and hits Sgt. Stern]

Jack: Oh no... that's not good. That's noooot good. Uh-oh... he's coming over...

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Bones: I don't know. How does it feel to be a dick, dick?

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Bones: Is it hot in Chad?

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[Bones, Fred, Christine, and Jack are in their tent at night]

Bones: Hey this reminds me of camp... John Jacob Jingle Himenschmidt

[Fred, Christine, Bones, and Jack sing the rest]

Bones, Christine, Jack, and Fred: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! John...

Other Troops: SHUT UP!

[silence]

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[Jack is trying to get the truck out of the sand and is having trouble]

Bones: Your sucking too much sand in the air filter! I'M ORDERING YOU!

Jack: Your ordering me?

Bones: I'm first class...

[laughs]

Bones: now I'm ordering you!

Jack: The only reason your first class is cause your brother is a poolman! (Truck makes a poping noise and

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Jack: It's the ocean! it's the ocean!

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[Jack is naked after seeing a mirage of the ocean]

Bones: Wow Jack... LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked!

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Bones: I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!

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[while under fire]

Jack: [to Bones] Tell me about the store again.

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[Bones is mishandling a bazooka]

Sgt. Ladd: See the picture on the front of this weapon? It's put there for privates like you... It's idiot-proof.

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Bones: [Jack and Bones are selling things for a camel. Bones takes Jacks watch] How about this watch?

Jack: No, not the watch. It has a compass.

Bones: ...it has a compass? You mean to tell me that we have been out in this desert for three days and you had a compass the entire time? Ooooh, Jack. You're going to get a lot of noogies for this.

Jack: I forgot.

Bones: Yeah? Well now you're going to forget about this watch cause it's gone now!

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Bones: We're the few. The proud. The WATERBOYS!

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Bones: Gabriella, she broke my heart. Thankfully I'm too shallow to let it keep bummed for too long!

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1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: I am First Sergeant Brandon T. Williams. It is my intention to run this company like a clock. If one gear slips in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. If one spring is loose in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. First Sergeant Williams likes his clock to tell the right time. Do you understand me?

Other Troops: Yes, First Sergeant!

Jack: What did he just say?

Bones: I don't know, something about his clock being broken.

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Sgt. Stern: Daddy? Why can't I go to ballet class?... Teacher says I'm a natural...

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