Uncle Joe is ageing. He's also a millionaire. That's why his family is trying so very hard to get into his good books. They all want a piece of his empire. Unfortunately Uncle Joe isn't as stupid as his family thinks he is. He can see that his family is only nice to him because they want his money. Along comes Daniel McTeague, a struggling bowler, imported from another city by his family, to put an end to this ridiculous situation. The fight won't be easy, though, because the poor family has a little bit of competition - A beautiful nurse who takes care of Uncle Joe (and no doubt would love to take care of his bank account). Who gets all the money? Written by
Michael Feller <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Oh, sure they're two-faced, back-stabbing, money-grubbing, buck-chasing, brown-nosing, sniveling weasels. But hey...They're family.
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Did You Know?
This was to be the last film that Kirk Douglas completed before suffering a major stroke in 1996, which altered his acting significantly. See more
Danny's hair keeps changing when he comes out of the pool. See more
You missed the basket while you was on the guy with the painted face.People hate that.
Wait a minute.Who's directing this you or me?Let me check.
[Looks down at chair
That's my ass.That's my ass in the director's chair.Shit.I must be the director!
The movie opens with a lengthy black and white sequence of Jimmy Durante performing "Inka Dinka Doo" from the 1944 film Two Girls and A Sailor, while the pink credits roll. See more
Soft Way Of Talkin'
Written and Produced by Phil Marshall
Performed by Steve Wood See more