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Getting Even with Dad (1994) Poster

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Ray Gleason: So, you dating yet?

Timmy: I'm eleven.

Ray Gleason: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.

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Boy: Daddy! He's watching me pee!

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Timmy: If I win this game...

Bobby: We gotta take you to Paris tonight?

Timmy: You don't have to take me to Paris, just Baskin Robbins.

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[repeated line - about Bobbie smoking cigars]

Ray Gleason: Douse it.

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[seeing Carl and Bobby stealing a box]

Nun: Put that back, this is a house of God!

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Ray Gleason: But, Kitty! Wait! This is a bad time! I'm very busy this week.

Kitty: I've had him for 3 years. 3 years. You can handle a week.

[takes off]

Ray Gleason: Kitty! Kitty! Don't go! Wait!

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[about Timmy]

Bobby: Man, that kid gets me so mad!

Carl: Yeah, but I think he has a good influence on me. Since he's moved in, the food's gotten much better.

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Carl: You know Ray, since your kid's moved in, the food's gotten better.

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[Ray's decorating a cake]

Carl: You know, Ray. Your like an artist

[starts eating some of the cake Ray's working on]

Carl: , just like that Diangelo guy.

[grabs another piece off]

Ray Gleason: You mean, Michaelangelo?

Carl: Yeah, that's him. But instead of paint/plaster, you decorate cakes.

Ray Gleason: [suddenly sees Carl eating the cake] Did you just take that off the cake?

Carl: [looks guilty]

Ray Gleason: Don't do that! You know how long I've worked on this cake?

[Ray looks away to check on Bobby. While doing so, Carl grabs another icing chunk off the cake, but Ray catches him]

Ray Gleason: Did you just poke the cake again?

Carl: [looks guilty]

Ray Gleason: Go stand over there next to Bobby!

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Timmy: [finds a bra on the car seat and holds it up] Is this one of yours? Ooh la la!

Ray Gleason: [sarcastically] That's very funny.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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