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The Cowboy Way (1994) Poster

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Waiter: How would you like your steaks cooked?

Pepper: Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.

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Sonny: It's your call, stubby.

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Pepper: If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.

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Boy on Train: Look, Mom!... Cowboys!

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Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: And would you care to order wine with your meal?

Pepper: Uh, yah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American.

Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?

Pepper: Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a litle ice in mine if you would my good man.

Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now.

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Sonny: So, what did you do to make the money to buy this? You didn't give that old lady a fake check did you?

Pepper: No, of course not.

[under his breath]

Pepper: Bitch wouldn't take a check.

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Sonny: [Pepper drags Sonny behind a Horse Carriage hiding from the Owners of the Waldorf Astoria] Pepper, those People are guessing that You skipped the Bill.

Pepper: Oh yeah, well they guessed right!

Sonny: Well, then pay them!

Pepper: Yeah right, with what?

Sonny: You lying Son of a Bitch, You told Me You still got some of that Prize Money left!

Pepper: Of course I do, have I ever lied to You before?

Sonny: Well, how much do You got?

Pepper: About 8 Bucks, I reckon.

Sonny: About 8 Bucks, I reckon?

Pepper: Better than a poke in the Eye.

Sonny: [Starts walking off] Pepper, I've about had it with You!

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Sonny: Well what do you know, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants!

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Chango: What's a baby cow gonna do to me?

[Sonny shrugs and pulls down Chango's pants]

Chango: Hey come on man!, what you doing?

Sonny: I am embarrassed, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants.

Pepper: [pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting] He sees it!

Sonny: Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.

Chango: Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.

Sonny: I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?

Chango: I ain't telling you shit!

Sonny: It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!.

[Pepper releases the calf and it makes its way towards Chango]

Chango: whoa!

[begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis]

Sonny: Damn, that looks like it hurts.

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