The Counterfeit Contessa (1994 TV Movie)
Gina Leonarda Nardino: You wouldn't know romance if it bit you on the butt.
Dawson Everett: Would romance do that sort of thing?
Palmer Hewitt: High tops with a tux? There's going to be a Contessa here. Her father owns... Sicily or something! If she is offended in any way by your shoes...
Dawson Everett: I will offend her in dozens of ways before she even looks at my shoes.
Palmer Hewitt: Would you do me just one tiny little favor?
Dawson Everett: What's that?
Palmer Hewitt: Put them on.
Helena Everett: Of course love is important, Dear; it's just not as reliable as a really good piece of property. You will need a home large enough to allow you and your extremely loving husband to, from time to time, when it's necessary, completely avoid one another.
Countess Sofia di Sarzanello: Ha Ha! I laugh at you with the whole of my mouth!
Gina Leonarda Nardino: [mumbling] That was stupid. It was stupid of me; no, it was stupid of you. Stupid.
Dawson Everett: Wait! Are you feeling dizzy, light-headed, nauseous?
Dawson Everett: Me too! No really, I can recommend this. Gina, don't go. Gina! Be careful. Gina!
Dawson Everett: I dream of Gina with the light brown hair!
Gina Leonarda Nardino: Shut up! Shut up!