William Porter: We've got a brand new Japanese invention here, we call it pizza.
Eli Porter: Why papa? Why did you have to go and hurt my brother? Family is sacred papa. You know I'd never hurt you. Not even for this.
Joshua: what happened to my father? Back in Gatlin what did you do to him?
Eli Porter: Made sure he'd never hurt you again.
Eli Porter: Let us give thanks to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, who protects our crops and keeps the infidel and unbeliever in the torments of hellfire eternal. Amen.
Eli Porter: With age comes blindness but we who are young have a vision and that is the gift to us from He Who Walks Behind The Rows! Our greatest Harvest is to come!
T-Loc: Harvest this motherfucker!
Eli Porter: Who was Joseph?
T-Loc: Who in hell cares?
Eli Porter: I do.
William Porter: [hears rustling in corn] Hello?
Eli Porter: [jumps out of corn and startles Bill] Boo!
T-Loc: Hey, where you at, butt-head? You in here with me now!
Eli Porter: I'm not in here with you. You're in here... with me.
Father Frank Nolan: Who to hell are you?
Eli Porter: Father as if you didn't know!
Eli Porter: You knew who I was from the moment you set eyes on me and so did my poor foster mother. Certain people can do that Frank, I don't know why.
T-Loc: I wouldn't sit there.
Eli Porter: Why not?
T-Loc: 'Cause I think you gonna try and suck my dick.
Eli Porter: Howdy.
T-Loc: Don't give me that goddamn Gomer Pyle, Howdy Doody bullshit, alright? I'm here to get Dee.
Eli: Can't spare him.
T-Loc: What you gonna do? Preach me to death?
[Eli shoves him and runs]
T-Loc: Hey, come back here you little shit! I'm gonna kick your little ass, doo-dah. Doo-dah.
William Porter: Why should I share this with my employers? I developed the strain.
Charles: Yes I know, but ethically you're still bound...
William Porter: Fuck ethics!
Charles: My, my, my, William. I do believe that is the first time I've ever heard you swear.
Maria: This is first base.
[She and Josh kiss]
Maria: And this is second base.
[she lifts Josh's hand to her breast]
Josh: How do I get a home run?
Malcolm: You don't!
Malcolm: Josh, Man, if this ain't good... If this ain't good, Man, I'm gonna kill you.
Josh: It's not good. Get dressed!
Joshua's Abusive Father: Joshua? Joshua? Boy, you're gonna make this some sad night.