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Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
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28 January 1994 (USA)
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Brash NYC policeman Officer Gunther Toody is partnered with stiff, by-the-book Officer Francis Muldoon...
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Based On TV Series
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Law Enforcer
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Nurse
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Police
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1 win
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It's like Satan took a dump in my brain!
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Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | David Johansen | ... | Officer Gunther Toody |
 | John C. McGinley | ... | Officer Francis Muldoon |
 | Fran Drescher | ... | Velma Velour |
| Nipsey Russell | ... | Police Captain Dave Anderson |
 | Rosie O'Donnell | ... | Lucille Toody |
 | Daniel Baldwin | ... | Don Motti |
 | Jeremy Piven | ... | Herbert Hortz |
| Bobby C. Collins | ... | Carlo |
| Louis Di Bianco | ... | Nicco |
| Al Lewis | ... | Leo Schnauzer |
| Barbara Hamilton | ... | Mrs. Muldoon |
 | Eliza Roberts | ... | Boys in Blue Director (as Eliza Garrett) |
| Rik Colitti | ... | Sergeant Abrams |
 | Penn Jillette | ... | Luther #1 |
 | Teller | ... | Luther #2 |
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Continuity: During the opening credits, when Toody and Schnauser are in the car reading, Toody steers left before hitting the dirt ramp, but the ramp is on the right side of the road.
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Officer Gunther Toody:
My dog moans every time Mets are losing the game...
Officer Francis Muldoon: What is he doing when they win?
Officer Gunther Toody: I don't know - I have him only 2 years...
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Officer Francis Muldoon: What is he doing when they win?
Officer Gunther Toody: I don't know - I have him only 2 years...
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Features "The Munsters" (1964)
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Hola Lola
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My mission as of late has been to watch every single film on the list of 100 worst movies ever made. Right now I have scratched off around 20, with this steaming pile of rotting filth being one of them. Make no mistake, Car 54 is one of the single worst movies to come out of Hollywood, or as I like to call it, Evil Town (creative name, no?). I violently protest any of the other posters who claimed that some parts of this movie were either "average" or (shudder) "funnny." Nothing in this movie works, from start to finish, and to save the sanity of others I will try and express who bad things get. The opening scene features a truly horrible song and dance number which is badly filmed with a soft glow technique and features a cartoon canary that at one point dresses up like a rapper (oh yeah, no racial stereotypes here, no sir). Then we discover that this was the dream of our main character, a goofy cop played by the single most irritating man on the planet. Seriously, his voice and silly putty face made me want to shoot someone when he started talking. We then get the opening credits as a crappy rap song is played, one where a single verse is repeated 3 TIMES. God, was that excruciating, considering that during this song I got supposedly "wacky" footage of the cops acting silly. The rest of the movie is populated with characters NO ONE could love, a barely existing plot that has no chance of being stretched over 90 minutes, and who knows what else. Honestly I couldn't stomach much of this trash, since most of the humor is either obvious or downright nasty. Obvious example: the policemen keep going to donut stores when they're supposed to be working. OH, HAR HAR HAR. Is that supposed to be funny in 1994, much less 2003? Plus the fact that the entire thing is horribly outdated by its fashion, soundtrack, and slang. This was back when rappers wearing giant clock necklaces was considered "hip," so you can imagine the amount of bad fashion choices spattered throughout this film. Rosie O' Donnel makes her film debut here, and she crashes and burns I'm happy to say. Nasty example: the main character actually has sex with Rosie O' Donnel while screaming, "Oooh! OOOOH! OOOOOOOH!" You can't know it by reading that, but he says it in a "comical" way. Trust me, it's just plain nauseating. AVOID CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOU IF YOU VALUE THE PURITY OF YOUR SOUL. 0/4 stars