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(1994)

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[after "Blankman" and "Other Guy" have broken into his lair]

Michael 'The Suit' Minelli: Ah, Blankman. I see you've finally found someone to work with who dresses worse than you do.

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Mr. Stone: Ratings give me a woody.

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Blankman: Slap me around and call me Susan.

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Darryl Walker: [discussing Blankman] Kevin, this is my calling. I have to make the world a safer place for my children.

Kevin Walker: Your children? You've got to be with a *woman* first! You've got to knock some boots, man! You're a virgin.

Darryl Walker: No, I'm a gentleman.

Kevin Walker: Obviously this is what you need to do to work through Grandma's death. *But*... we're gonna do it my way.

Darryl Walker: Okay, Karate Man!

Kevin Walker: What?

Darryl Walker: That's your crimefighter name.

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Blankman: [searching for explosives in a bathroom] Did you find the bomb yet?

Other Guy: [emerges from a toilet stall] Not the one we're looking for.

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Michael 'The Suit' Minelli: Now... where is the Blankman?

[he pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone, who sits in a wheelchair]

Mr. Stone: Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing.

[Minelli slaps him in the face]

Mr. Stone: I felt that.

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Kimberly Jonz: Is that a purse snatcher? That's a job for Blankman.

Darryl Walker: You mean you knew?

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