Memorable quotes for
Andre (1994) More at IMDbPro »

Mark Baker: He's not prejudiced, you know. He hates everybody.
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Thalice: How do you spell Mississippi?
Toni: M-I-S-S-I... Who cares, mom? I live in Maine!
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Toni: I know you're sad, you miss your mom. But please don't die, I'll be your best friend forever. And I will always take care of you, I promise. I love you.
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Harry Whitney: What a surprise to see you hear at mealtime.
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Guy on Dock: [about Billy Baker] Careful, Harry! He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk!
Harry Whitney: My favorite combination.
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Thalice: Harry, why is there herring in the fridge?
Toni: It's for a friend.
Thalice: A fish eating raspberry blowing friend? Harry Whitney, you KNEW that seal was gonna come back here!
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Griff Armstrong: [hears Steve and Paula arguing] Jeez, Harry. I don't know why you're so interested in critters. You got yourself a whole pack of wild ones at home.
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Harry Whitney: Billy, we grew up together!
Billy: I didn't like you then either!
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Toni: What do you think went wrong with him and her?
Harry Whitney: Maybe him and her ain't a him and her.
Toni: [shocked] I put the dress on the wrong one?
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Harry Whitney: We get it. We got it the first time. We got it the last forty-seven times. It ain't funny.
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[last lines]
Adult Toni Whitney: [voice over narration] Many years ago, a seal named Andre made his first historic swim home and his life became legend. Every winter he lived the life of a gentlemen at the country aquarium. Every Spring my Dad set him free, and every time Andre made the two hundred and fifty mile journey home to spend the Summer with us, his family. By the time Andre was twenty four years old, he could hardly see. But that didn't stop him from completing his final trip. In all the journeys since my youth, and on all the journeys I have ahead of me, I know I'll never find a better friend than Andre.
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Adult Toni Whitney: By the time Andre was twenty four years old, he could hardly see. But that didn't stop him from completing his final trip.
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