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Svensson Svensson (TV Series 1994–2008) Poster

(1994–2008)

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Gustav Svensson: (Watching tv and realise that isn't the usual christmas presenter). Vad är det där för jävla stolpskott? Var är Arne Weise?

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Lina Svensson: Mom, there is a man outside who shovels our garage entrance.

Lena Svensson: It's your dad.

Lina Svensson: [surprised] How did you make him do it?

Lena Svensson: I told him I've dropped the remote control in the snow.

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Lina Svensson: [after hearing that her father saw her and a boy at the cinema] Dad, are you spying on us?

Gustav Svensson: I think spy is such an ugly word I prefer to call it supervise.

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Lena Svensson: I remember my school ball. It was the best day of my life!

Lina Svensson: Was it then you met dad?

Max Svensson: Get real! She said it was the best day of her life!

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Gustav Svensson: [talking about their school ball] I remember how nervous I was. Standing on your doorstep and asking your father to take his daughter out.

Lena Svensson: I think that was brave of you. Did you remember what he said?

Gustav Svensson: [quoting Lenas dad] Gustav Svensson, if I ever see you here again I'll beat out every teeth in your mouth.

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Gustav Svensson: [while checking out the channels on the TV] Well look at this! Cartoons!

Göran: Oh, that's one of those kid channels. They're showing cartoons 24 hours a day.

Gustav Svensson: Oh, my God. How are you supposed to keep awake?

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Max Svensson: [while selling mayflowers] Okay, sis, how many mayflowers do you want?

Lina Svensson: How much do they cost?

Max Svensson: Five kronor each.

Gustav Svensson: Five? When I bought you sold them for ten. Why does she only have to pay half-price?

Max Svensson: She's much harder to fool then you!

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Annika: Max, why are you always teasing Lina?

Max Svensson: I'm her kidbro, it's my job to tease her.

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Lena Svensson: Why are you always teasing Max?

Lina Svensson: Because he's teasing me.

Lena Svensson: It's just because he's jealous. Because you are older then he is and can do things he ain't allowed to.

Lina Svensson: And what kind of things are that? Where dresses?

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Lena Svensson: [after Gustav has said that Linas boyfriend is violent] For God sake Gustav. He trains judo and that is a sport.

Gustav Svensson: Sport? That's not a sport. In a sport you use a ball!

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Lena Svensson: [after having run into Max guinea pig] Max, I've gave you money to buy a cage to him. Why haven't you done that?

Max Svensson: I think cages are cruel. I believe that animals should be able to run free.

Lena Svensson: What did you buy instead?

Max Svensson: A videogame and cheesedoddles.

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Lena Svensson: [on New Year's Eve] Let's hope this new year will be just as great as this one was!

Max Svensson: Don't you think we should think a little more optimistic here?

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Gustav Svensson: [Upon opening the refridgerator and finds out that his booze is missing] Where is my little friend?

Max Svensson: I'm sitting right over here.

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Lena Svensson: Gustav is like a Rubic's Cube. No matter how many times you twist, turn and change it, there's always something wrong.

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Gustav Svensson: The road to death is long, so why not travel comfortably?

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