Svensson Svensson (1994–2008)
Gustav Svensson: (Watching tv and realise that isn't the usual christmas presenter). Vad är det där för jävla stolpskott? Var är Arne Weise?
Lina Svensson: Mom, there is a man outside who shovels our garage entrance.
Lena Svensson: It's your dad.
Lina Svensson: [surprised] How did you make him do it?
Lena Svensson: I told him I've dropped the remote control in the snow.
Lina Svensson: [after hearing that her father saw her and a boy at the cinema] Dad, are you spying on us?
Gustav Svensson: I think spy is such an ugly word I prefer to call it supervise.
Lena Svensson: I remember my school ball. It was the best day of my life!
Lina Svensson: Was it then you met dad?
Max Svensson: Get real! She said it was the best day of her life!
Gustav Svensson: [talking about their school ball] I remember how nervous I was. Standing on your doorstep and asking your father to take his daughter out.
Lena Svensson: I think that was brave of you. Did you remember what he said?
Gustav Svensson: [quoting Lenas dad] Gustav Svensson, if I ever see you here again I'll beat out every teeth in your mouth.
Gustav Svensson: [while checking out the channels on the TV] Well look at this! Cartoons!
Göran: Oh, that's one of those kid channels. They're showing cartoons 24 hours a day.
Gustav Svensson: Oh, my God. How are you supposed to keep awake?
Max Svensson: [while selling mayflowers] Okay, sis, how many mayflowers do you want?
Lina Svensson: How much do they cost?
Max Svensson: Five kronor each.
Gustav Svensson: Five? When I bought you sold them for ten. Why does she only have to pay half-price?
Max Svensson: She's much harder to fool then you!
Annika: Max, why are you always teasing Lina?
Max Svensson: I'm her kidbro, it's my job to tease her.
Lena Svensson: Why are you always teasing Max?
Lina Svensson: Because he's teasing me.
Lena Svensson: It's just because he's jealous. Because you are older then he is and can do things he ain't allowed to.
Lina Svensson: And what kind of things are that? Where dresses?
Lena Svensson: [after Gustav has said that Linas boyfriend is violent] For God sake Gustav. He trains judo and that is a sport.
Gustav Svensson: Sport? That's not a sport. In a sport you use a ball!
Lena Svensson: [after having run into Max guinea pig] Max, I've gave you money to buy a cage to him. Why haven't you done that?
Max Svensson: I think cages are cruel. I believe that animals should be able to run free.
Lena Svensson: What did you buy instead?
Max Svensson: A videogame and cheesedoddles.
Lena Svensson: [on New Year's Eve] Let's hope this new year will be just as great as this one was!
Max Svensson: Don't you think we should think a little more optimistic here?
Gustav Svensson: [Upon opening the refridgerator and finds out that his booze is missing] Where is my little friend?
Max Svensson: I'm sitting right over here.
Lena Svensson: Gustav is like a Rubic's Cube. No matter how many times you twist, turn and change it, there's always something wrong.