The Day Today (1994)

Christopher Morris: Christopher Morris, Ted Maul, Additional Roles, Collin Haye, Derrin Zikks, Eugene Fraxby, Fur Q, Harfynn Teuport, Jonathan Sizz, Kurt Cobain, Sukie Bapswent

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• Christopher Morris : Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't.

• Christopher Morris : Peter, you've lost the news! What have you got to say?

  Peter O'Hanarha-hanrahan : I'm sorry.

  Christopher Morris : Look like you mean it! Look down at the ground and say "Sorry".

  Peter O'Hanarha-hanrahan : I'm sorry.

  Christopher Morris : Peter, next time you cross the road, don't bother looking.

• Christopher Morris : And since we recorded that report, everyone featured in it has lost their hair.

• Christopher Morris : Those are the headlines. Happy, now?

• Christopher Morris : And now, our financial report, over to Collaterly Sisters.

  Collaterly Sisters : Chris, thanks.

  Christopher Morris : [mutters]  Take her off the monitor, I don't want to see her face.

• Christopher Morris : Fact me 'til I fart.

• Christopher Morris : Where now for Man Raised By Puffins?

• Christopher Morris : John Fashanu! John Fashanu! JOHN FASHANU! JOHN FASHANU!

• Christopher Morris : "I'm so sorry!" yells exploding cleaner.

• Christopher Morris : Tonight the BBC will broadcast a documentary about war time London. People lived different lives then and did different things.

• Christopher Morris : Hello, you.

• Christopher Morris : And that's all from The Day Today today, today.

• Christopher Morris : Old Woman Killed by Small Glass Planet.

• Christopher Morris : Bearded Cleric in Oily Chin Insertion.

• Christopher Morris : "Spiders will never speak" insists Ambassador.

• Christopher Morris : And would The Day Today be involved in the Salvation you hope for, in order that your Prayer be answered?