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The Critic (TV Series 1994–1995) Poster

(1994–1995)

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Theater Employee: Excuse me sir, the show is over.

Jay Sherman: But I have nowhere to go...

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Theater Clerk: Excuse me, the show's over.

Alice Tompkins: Get away, pipsqueak!

Jay Sherman: That's why I love her!

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Jay Sherman: [finishing a movie review] ... and that's why Goldie Hawn should be shot!

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Franklin: I have a new girlfriend for you, son. Her name is Barbie and she lives in Mali-boo. She already has a boyfriend named Ken, but he's not much of a man,

[whispering]

Franklin: ... I checked.

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[End Credits]

Usher: Excuse me, sir. The show's over.

Jay Sherman: Is the snack bar still open?

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[repeated line]

Jay Sherman: It stinks!

[repeated line]

Jay Sherman: Hotchie Motchie!

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Jay Sherman: Celebrity voices are impersonated. No celebrities were harmed in the filming of this episode.

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Jay Sherman: [Driving a truck] I've got to keep driving, I can't stop for anything!

Roadside Farmer: Meet Ingmar Bergman, 25 cents!

Jay Sherman: [Disappointed] Oh...

[Keeps on driving]

Roadside Farmer: [to Bergman] Well, you'd best get back to the strawberry patch with Polanski and Bertolucci.

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Theater Employee: Excuse me, sir. The movie's over.

Jay Sherman: I'm stuck in the chair!

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Alice Thompkins: Listen to your heart.

Jay Sherman: Everybody always says that.

Jay's Stomach: Nobody ever listens to me!

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Dressmaker: We dressmakers have a very strict code, so I need to know. Do you deserve to wear virginial white? Because if you don't, you'll have to wear an off white, what we call a "hussy white". So which will it be? White white?

Margo Sherman: Yes... um, except for the gloves.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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