Ben Stewart: Gee I'd love to, but... I don't want to.
Maggie: If you're going to faint, let me know.
PJ: Yeah, catch me.
Maggie: I'll get out of your way.
Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Don't call me pal, mate.
Calvin: Don't call me mate, pal.
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: That woman is the biggest gossip this side of the Western Plains!
Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Hey, you're talking about a friend of mine!
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: Then I suggest in future you pick your friends more carefully.
Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Who my friends are is none of your business!
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: While you're working for me, they most certainly are, and don't you forget it!
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: Look, what I want to concentrate on now is finding that bloody bulldozer!
Sgt. Nicholas 'Nick' Schultz: [opens drawers] Hmm, not in this one, not in that one.
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: And now you can buy me dinner for that one, boofhead.
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: My faith died the day I dragged my dead wife's body out of that creek.
Greg Mason: What film did you see?
Tiffany Lewis: Titanic. It was the fifth time I've seen it. Leonardo's so gorgeous. We all cry at the end. It's so sad.
PJ: Yeah, poor old iceberg. Going for a float and a dirty big ship runs right into him.
Susie Reynor: So it really looked like a flying saucer?
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms.
Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: This is when it pays to read your star signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies!
Susie Reynor: Wonder what Rochelle's was?
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Yeah. Sag.
Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace!Expect a bumpy ride!
PJ: You're all so hilarious.
Susie Reynor: So what did your star sign say yesterday PJ?
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Expect a grumpy mood and closed mind.
PJ: All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through!
PJ: I'm kidding.
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: No, Peej, come have a look at this. it's that kid. when did this happen?
[refering to the newspaper]
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Monday. Big news of the week.Didn't you guys here about it in Widgeree?
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: Kim, I'm tired. We're all tired - all of us down at the station, we are all just so tired of scraping dead kids off the highways.