Wrestling Ernest Hemingway (1993)
[Frank is admiring a waitress's ass]
Frank: She's got a great backyard.
Walter: I don't know. I've never been to her house.
Frank: She's got a great ass.
Frank: You don't have that problem, pal?
Walter: Which problem?
Frank: With your cucumber.
Walter: I don't eat cucumbers, I always eat these bacon sandwiches.
[a very drunk Frank singing in the park]
Frank: I'm sweet Willy McGhee, I set sail for the sea / A man fit for sailin', my cock's fit for whalin', my balls they weigh seventy pounds apiece! / If you know any ladies, that want to make babies, send them to see Willy McGhee.
Walter: [as Frank flies past Walter and takes a running jump from the boat into the lake] You're naked, Frank.
Frank: I got a book and a bottle of whisky. I think I'll take them to the park and see which one I finish first.
Helen Cooney: I'll bet on the bottle.
Frank: I wouldn't bet against you.
Frank: [to Walter] You know you answer questions that nobody asks. You're a lot like a woman.
Frank: [to Walter] You've never said hello to a woman. How are you going to say goodbye?
Frank: You know, Walt, I've been married and divorced four times. I got lots of enemies, but I'm kind of short on friends.