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Wrestling Ernest Hemingway (1993) Poster

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[Frank is admiring a waitress's ass]

Frank: She's got a great backyard.

Walter: I don't know. I've never been to her house.

Frank: She's got a great ass.

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Frank: You don't have that problem, pal?

Walter: Which problem?

Frank: With your cucumber.

Walter: I don't eat cucumbers, I always eat these bacon sandwiches.

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[a very drunk Frank singing in the park]

Frank: I'm sweet Willy McGhee, I set sail for the sea / A man fit for sailin', my cock's fit for whalin', my balls they weigh seventy pounds apiece! / If you know any ladies, that want to make babies, send them to see Willy McGhee.

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Frank: Take out your pecker and feed the Fish.

Walter: What?

Frank: Pee in the ocean.

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Walter: [as Frank flies past Walter and takes a running jump from the boat into the lake] You're naked, Frank.

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Frank: You never went skinny-dipping when you were a kid?

Walter: Yes, but I wore a bathing suit.

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Frank: I got a book and a bottle of whisky. I think I'll take them to the park and see which one I finish first.

Helen Cooney: I'll bet on the bottle.

Frank: I wouldn't bet against you.

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Frank: [to Walter] You know you answer questions that nobody asks. You're a lot like a woman.

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Frank: I'm sober enough to know I was drunk.

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Frank: [to Walter] You've never said hello to a woman. How are you going to say goodbye?

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Frank: It's a sorry sea captain who has no whisky.

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Frank: You gotta have a partner to dance.

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Frank: You know, Walt, I've been married and divorced four times. I got lots of enemies, but I'm kind of short on friends.

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Walter: You have to pee too?

Frank: I'm 75 years old. I always have to pee.

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Frank: that's life, Walt... that's what life does to you.

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