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Wayne's World 2 (1993) Poster

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Del Preston: So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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[Pickup-line]

Honey Horne: So, would you like to have dinner one night?

Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

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Garth: Wayne, we don't wanna end the movie this way, do we?

Wayne: Good call. Let's do the "Thelma and Louise" ending!

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Wayne: Look Garth it's Heather Locklear and she's signaling to us. There is a god!

Garth: Heather be thy name.

WayneGarth: Scwiiiiiiiiing!

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Wayne: [enters gas station] Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?

Bad Actor: Uh...

Wayne: Gordon Street, Gordon Street!

Bad Actor: Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.

Wayne: [looks at camera] Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.

[person from set crew comes in and replaces actor with another one]

Good Actor: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.

Wayne: [choking back tears] Thank you.

[jumps in car and drives away]

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Garth: How can you sleep like that?

Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

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Honey Horne: I bet you like to be in control...

Garth: Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. I said "No way!".

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Wayne: You're worthless! You're less than nothing! What's keeping you here? You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit?

Milton: Cause I've got no place else to go!

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Wayne: Who are you?

Jim: I'm Jim Morrison.

Wayne: And who's he?

Jim: A weird naked indian.

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Milton: I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight.

Wayne: He's gotten a lot better.

Garth: Way better.

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Jerry Segel: What? Is something wrong?

Wayne: What do you mean?

Jerry Segel: It's my eye, isn't it.

Garth: Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that... weird... eye?

Jerry Segel: There's nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. I'm what you call a partial ocular albino, but I'm fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. You're serious about putting on a rock concert?

Wayne: Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye.

Jerry Segel: You realise there are certain jurisdictions you'll need to follow.

Garth: I'd like to think I have an eye for details.

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Wayne: Jim, why was I supposed to put on this concert?

Jim: Because you had to learn that it doesn't matter what you do, Cassandra loves you for who you are and that, being an adult means facing resposibility yet still taking the time to have fun.

Wayne: Right, its like coming home on Friday night and doing your homework right away so that your Saturday night is free to just party.

Jim: No I like the way I said it better.

Wayne: OK.

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Garth: Ok, we've had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause a dental emergency...

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Cassandra: Wait, let me show you what I got at a garage sale.

Wayne: What'cha got?

Cassandra: Isn't that great? You've heard it?

Wayne: Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide".

Cassandra: Look at this old one. Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Wayne: Wow. That is old. You know, I bet those guys actually have pacemakers by now.

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Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.

Garth: You were at Woodstock?

Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?

Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.

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Del Preston: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.

[Places a capsule in his mouth]

Del Preston: Any questions?

Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?

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Garth: So, did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston's exact address?

Wayne: Yeah, he said EXACTLY London, England.

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Garth: Uh, Wayne, you know, I don't think you should mention that Jim Morrison thing anymore. It's just that people have started to talk, you know. They're saying things like, "Hey, there goes Garth and his friend Wayne... the psychopath."

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Glenn: So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

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Honey Horne: I'm goning to be frank.

Garth: OK. Can I still be Garth?

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Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!

Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

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Jim: Hey Wayne, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine: Sammy Davis, Jr.

Wayne: Wow, nice to meet you, Mr. Junior.

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Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?

Chicken-man: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.

Wayne: Oh, so you're selling watermelons.

Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.

Garth: What do these guys do?

Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.

Garth: Weird.

Wayne: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.

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Wayne: What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter.

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Wayne: Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!

Garth: Wow, what a shitty circus.

Wayne: Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!

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[Instead of saying "Excuse me, I beg your pardon?" (also in [link=tt0105793])]

Wayne: Exsqueeze me? A baking-powder?

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Wayne: Where are you going?

Garth: Mikitas. Aren't you coming?

Wayne: No, I'll just embarrass you. I'll just stay here and lick the cat's butt.

Garth: Okay.

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Wayne: [trying to avoid mentioning Jerry Segel's albino right-eye] We'll just take these home, run them over with a fine tooth comb, cross the "t"s and dot the... lower case "j"s.

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Concert Nerd: How long does it take you to get here from Aurora? It takes me forty minutes, door to door.

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Concert Nerd #1: Aren't you those two guys from that TV show, Wayne's World?

Wayne: No.

Concert Nerd #2: Well, you guys sure look like them.

Garth: Look, if Wayne says we're not, we're not, okay?

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[Wayne is about to speak, but he hesitates many times]

Cassandra: Wayne, you look like you've got something to say.

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Wayne & Garth: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Steven Tyler: You're worthy, you're worthy. Get up!

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Cassandra: You know, I haven't seen Garth in a while. What's he up to?

Wayne: Oh, Garth's doing his laundry.

Cassandra: Too bad he doesn't have a girlfriend to do HIS laundry.

Wayne: Oh yeah; thanks for doing my laundry. Hey Cassandra, how do you get my clothes so white and fresh-smelling?

Cassandra: It's an age-old Cantonese family method that very few people know about.

Wayne: Ahh... Wait a minute... Calgon? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

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Wayne: You can see him?

Rip Taylor: Well, of course! I mean, how are you gonna miss a half-naked Indian?

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Wayne: Okay, you've probably already noticed by now that we're on a little early tonight.

Garth: Usually at this time on Aurora cable, you're watching "Plant World".

Wayne: But they didn't want our 10:30 time slot. But we were able to talk "Plant World" into changing with "Cooking World".

Garth: Although they didn't want to change at first.

Wayne: But fortunately, "White Supremacy World" was cancelled, and all the trades worked out

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Wayne: Oh! Come on! Do you think I'm a gulla-bull? Or even a gulla-calf?

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Del Preston: Did he have a naked Indian?

Wayne: Yes.

Garth: Wow.

Del Preston: I have to ask, didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the indians bottom.

Wayne: Yes, absolutely

Del Preston: I had the same dream.

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Garth: A *sphincter* says *what?*

Bobby Cahn: ...I'm supposed to say what... like I don't get it right?

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Wayne: Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell

Bjergen Kjergen: Yah, I know. We've been expecting you, Vane Campbell. I am Bjergen Kjargen.

Wayne: Wow I love your accent, where are you from?

Bjergen Kjergen: I am from Sveden.

Wayne: Oh really? Whereabouts in Sweden?

Bjergen Kjergen: Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords.

Wayne: Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River.

Bjergen Kjergen: Yah hah.

Wayne: Now correct me if I'm wrong. Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniature. I did a report on Sweden in the eighth grade.

Bjergen Kjergen: Well I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare.

Wayne: It was really hard, I stayed all night on it. Then the next day, in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that.

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Garth: Wow. Look at this scrapbook.

Wayne: Wow!

Garth: That's you with Led Zeppelin.

Del Preston: Yeh. My old lady put that together. We must've toured every concert hall and venue in America. Me, my old lady, and the road.

Wayne: Is that you and Bob Dylan? Who's that old lady?

Del Preston: That's my old lady.

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Garth: [nervously;adressing crowd] ... We-Welcome to A-Aurora...

Guy in Crowd: [yells] Eat me!

Garth: ...not just a town, but a st-state of mind.

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Jim: Ask me a question.

Wayne: Okay, two trains are coming at each other at sixty miles an hour, one from Chicago, one from Los Angeles.

Jim: [cutting him off] No, ask me a question about your life.

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Bobby Cahn: [while watching Wayne imitating a scene from The Leprechaun] Why do you hang around with these guys?

Cassandra: Because they're fun. If I wanted a guy that was all drag and ambition I could've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there guys like that are 12 for 10 cents.

Bobby Cahn: You mean a dime a dozen.

Cassandra: Maybe where you shop.

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