Totally F***ed Up (1993)
[recounting his favorite slang term for masturbation]
Andy: Shooting tadpoles at the moon.
Andy: I really like the city late at night, it's like a big abandoned ghost town.
Ian: Like they dropped a neutron bomb and nobody noticed.
Steven: Shit, it's hot!
Andy: Greenhouse effect. Acid rain, nuclear dumping, no ozone left, the whole planet's a goner. I give it another five years max.
Tommy: I suck! I don't deserve to live. I just wanna lie down in the middle of the road and get run over by a suzuki samurai.
Michele: I believe in love! I mean there's gotta be something for people to cling to besides TV right?
Patricia: Let me tell you what the problem with the stupid fucking world is. All the stupid people are breeding like mad having tens and tens of kids, while the cool people aren't having any! So, the population just keeps getting stupider and stupider! I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's going down the toilet.