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Texas - Doc Snyder hält die Welt in Atem (1993)

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Helge Schneider ...
Doc Snyder
Peter Thoms ...
Nasenmann
Buddy Casino ...
Buddy Casino
Andreas Kunze ...
Doc's Mutter
Peter Berling ...
Hank Snyder
Werner Abrolat ...
Sheriff
Christa Strobel ...
Edeldame 1
Mirjam Wiesemann ...
Edeldame 2
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Buckliger (Elender)
Ludwig Haas ...
von Zitzewitz
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Besserwisser
Rupert J. Seidel ...
Stotterer (as Rupert Seidl)
Wayne Bartlett ...
Saloonband
Sergej Gleitmann ...
Saloonband
Schringo van den Berg ...
Saloonband
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Für eine Handvoll Scheiße

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11 November 1993 (Germany)  »

Also Known As:

Egy marék szar  »

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Kommissar 00 Schneider: German: Ein Erdbeben ist eine wunderschöne Sache, wenn man nicht dabei ist.
Kommissar 00 Schneider: English: An earthquake is a wonderful thing, if you are not involved.
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One of the Worst
16 November 2006 | by (Germany) – See all my reviews

First of all i have to say that i respect Helge Schneider for doing such crap, but i cant understand how someone can find anything interesting or funny about this movie without using drugs to be open minded enough (if you know what i mean).

And if i see which people like this film i am damn right with my opinion. Helge Schneider knows how to handle a very special kind of audience which is a lot to special for me.

Texas is the try to put in the plot which doesn't even really exist into a Western world where Doc Snyder is doing dull things with dull people. Wasn't able to find even one bit to laugh about but got headaches watching this.


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