Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Corey Feldman: Donatello

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Quotes 

• Donatello : You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?

• [upon realizing they are being watched by a couple of Japanese Honor guards] 

  Donatello : Uh, ohayou, wasabi.

  Raphael : Hello, mustard?

  Donatello : OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki...

  Raphael : [knocks them out cold]  How 'bout, uh, sayonara?

• Donatello : I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor.

• Donatello : [gets up and looks around after landing face first in a shallow pond]  Mud wrestling is defintely a spectator sport... Gross.

  Donatello : [picks up his helmet and pours out mud]  Grosser.

  Donatello : April? Yo!

  April O'Neill : [splashes mud at Donatello]  Here! Help me up.

  Donatello : Whoa! Alright, I'm comin'. A little mud, no problem.

  Donatello : [picks up April out of the mud but slips and falls on his back]  Wait! Wait!

  April O'Neill : This is the worst rescue I've ever had.

  Donatello : Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!

  Donatello : [April picks him up from the mud]  Thanks.

  April O'Neill : We better get out of here.

  Donatello : Think of it the bright side, April. We could've landed in a great, big, greasy pile of...

  April O'Neill : Don't even say it, Donny.

• Raphael : Did you hear what he called me, Leo?

  Leonardo : Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

  [casually walks away] 

  Raphael : That was an insult, Leo.

  Donatello : Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

• Donatello : Gee, if we die here in the past, does that mean that we don't get born in the future?

• Donatello : [April trims the leg part of her uniform]  Whoa, leg-o-rama!

  April O'Neill : Hey, I'm allowed. It's my vacation.

  Donatello , Leonardo : Absolutely! Shwing!

• Leonardo : We're turtles, friend!

  Donatello : Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball!

• Donatello : If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.

  Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael : Whoa!

  Michaelangelo : Bummer.

• Leonardo : Hey! Where's Mikey?

  Donatello : Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!

• Raphael : Maybe this means the village people won't be afraid of us anymore.

  [the villagers bow] 

  Donatello : Well, it's a start.

• Donatello : See guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is?

  Leonardo : Tuesdays?

• April O'Neill : Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?

  Donatello : Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.

• Raphael : Ahh, nature. I *love* it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.

  Donatello : Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do!

  Raphael : Hey, I got a beak, don't I?

• Donatello : Do you think I could *possibly* live without a single microchip?

• Walker : You're turtles?

  Donatello : Yeah, of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety.

• Kenshin : It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight.

  Donatello : Bingo! Gee, you guys *do* have a good educational system, don't you?

• April O'Neill : You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?

  Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael , Donatello : No, of course not!

  Michaelangelo : That'd be totally bogus.

  Raphael : Really stupid!

  April O'Neill : Well, that's a relief.

  Donatello : [points over his shoulder]  No, that guy's gonna make it.

• Mitsu : We will both die, but only one of us with honor.

  [she and Lord Norinaga both draw weapons] 

  Leonardo : Are we outta the loop here, or what?

  Donatello : Yeah.

• Michaelangelo : Who's trapped inside?

  Leo : Lord Norinaga!

  Donatello : Lord Norinaga?

  [hits the bell with his Bo staff] 

  Donatello : Name rings a bell.

• Donatello : Smells like a geek ran through here.

• Donatello : Wow. Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous.

• Raphael : We've been here for five minutes and we already lost one brother, the magic scepter...

  Donatello : Our dignity.

  Raphael : ...and no April.