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Surf Ninjas (1993) More at IMDbPro »

Lt. Spence: Brothers don't surf.

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Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
Lt. Spence: I had a key.
Johnny: Where, we searched you?
Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.

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Johnny: Adam, you're driving!
Adam: Ain't it bitchin'?

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Johnny: Kwantsu, Dudes!

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Iggy: [Walking across a hill] Woah, this trail is massively narrow. What if somebody fell?
[Lt. Spence and Adam suddenly fall down the hill]
Iggy: What if I said "I'm sorry"!

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Iggy: ...because as we all know, money can't buy knives.

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Iggy: What if I lose this power?
[realization hits]
Iggy: Oh my gosh... I just said "What if I lose this power?"

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Mac: [Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife] I'd put that knife down if I were you!
[the Camera Angle starts pointing up revealing Iggy's Face]
Iggy: Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in.
Johnny: Well, I want chives bro.
Mac: Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, don't your Parents wonder where you've been?
Iggy: Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento?
Mac: Huh?
Iggy: ...It's like a little Tomato. Yes, Bio-Screen, lots of plants n animals, no one else allowed in anywhere around them. look, for it to be hard for me to explain it to a layman, like Yourself.
Mac: Iggy, You know what you need, is a professional listener.
Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.
Mac: Not helping, and don't your parents ever feed ya, and don't they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS!
Iggy: [Looks down at the Shorts He's wearing] These are yours?
Mac: YES!

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Johnny: [Johnny and Adam are about to surf the waves] Wooo, the waves our pumpin...
Iggy: Go.
Johnny: What, you're not coming with us?
Iggy: I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle".
[Johnny and Adam stare at him with pause]
Iggy: ... Surfboard!
Johnny: Oh, so we'll see you after, Right?
Iggy: Sure, gotta put some wax on so I dont slip off, need a lotta wax.
Johnny: [Afterwards] Whoa, I think I fully dinged my board on a rock or somethin...
[Iggy starts walking towards the water]
Johnny: ... Bro we're leaving!
Iggy: What, now? Awww c'mon, I had some moves in me too!
Johnny: [Under his Breath] Yeah right, you never surfed a day in your Life.
Iggy: Look, tommorow we start off early, o.k.?

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Johnny: [a remaining bad guy is crawling up stairs of the temple] Newsflash: Your Side Lost!
[Bad guy stops crawling up, and falls down the large amount of stairs of the temple]

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Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.

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Adam: [shouts as he stands up in the moving vehicle] Motosurf!
Iggy: Motosurf!
Johnny: Motosurf!

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Adam: [Adam and Johnny both stand in slight shock for a moment as Zatch aproaches] Ummm Dad, remember the guy you said that would come if we didn't eat our vegetables, he's here!
Johnny: No, that's not the Boogieman, it's a homicidal killer.
Mac: [whispers] Zatch!

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Mac: Crazy, is that it, you just wanna drive me crazy, is that it?
Adam: No Dad, we just wanna DRIVE... but the MAN wont LET us.

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Iggy: [after Zatch helped Johnny, Adam, and Iggy escape from the raid at the food hut] I just want you to know, that I felt completely safe in your arms, and I never said that to a man before.

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Mac: [Heavy Metal Music is playing on the Stereo] Boys, how many times do I have to tell you, no "Van Halen" until AFTER I've had my Coffee.
[Turns the Music off]
Johnny: But we've already had ours.

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Johnny: Ro-May, you know what would be really great is if you'd run like a mother and get Winky the One-Eyed black belt!

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Adam: I see you leading thousands victoriously into battle.
Zatch: Really?
Adam: What's this? You're wearing a dress!
Zatch: What's this?
Adam: Psych!

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Iggy: All right, Kids, come in here and Clean up Yer Bloody Room! I know well, cuz I'm 37, and don't make Me beat You with Leg of Mine that no longer Works cuz I'll do it!

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Ro-May: Johnny, look. All my life I've done what's expected of a traditional Patusani girl. And who do my parents think they are, telling me who I'm going to marry? I'll decide who I'm going to marry, not them! That is if I marry. I mean that was a really swell kiss and all, but I just didn't want to hurt your feelings about the marriage thing.
[walks away, then comes back and kisses Johnny]
Ro-May: But we can still date right?

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Zatch: They have taken him.
Adam: Woah! How'd he do that?
Iggy: Like this: They have taken him.

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Adam: [after leaving the raid at their house] So... when can we go back home?
Zatch: Your home is Patusan.
Johnny: No! Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park.
Iggy: Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright! I mean, what if the house blows up...
[a big Explosion happens in the background]
Iggy: ...WHOA!
Adam: [Stunned] Our home!
Johnny: [Stunned also] He... blew up our home!
Zatch: [Regretably] I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny.
Johnny: [Starts attacking Zatch] You had no choice... You had no CHOICE? Your INSANE!
Adam: [Helping Johnny] Get your rotten hands off my Brother!
Zatch: Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back!
Iggy: I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property!
Johnny: What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything.
Iggy: I did too! Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up!
[Convinced that He has Special Powers]
Iggy: Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power?
[Realization hits]
Iggy: Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!
Zatch: [Annoyed by Iggy] But what of THIS one, the Commoner?
Adam: Why don't you just blow HIM up!

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Adam: Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? I mean, about Your Destiny to become a Warrior, and Mine to be a Seeker...
[Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine]
Iggy: ...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed...
Johnny: Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan.
[Iggy looks at Him Discouragingly]
Johnny: You're not Asian.
Iggy: Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu.

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Ro-May: [to Johnny] I think they're waiting for you to say something.
Johnny: [pause, turns to Adam] I've got nothing!
Adam: I'll handle it, Bro.
[Yells out to the Crowd]
Adam: Kwantsu Dudes!
[the Crowd Starts Repeating it]
Johnny: Wow, they really must like that Word.
Adam: Yeah, it Probably means like... Free Beer, or something.

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