John Leguizamo: Spic-O-Rama (1993 TV Special)
John Leguizamo: But, but Mister Gabrielli, I have my report ready.
John Leguizamo: And we made a promise to each other that no matter where we went or what we did, that our whole lives would be nothing less than a Spic-o-rama.
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Title Card: If your family is like this one.
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Title Card: WARNING: This latin family is not representative of all latin families
Title Card: It is a unique and individual case
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