Short Cuts (1993)
Gene Shepard: [when their child walks into the bedroom] Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy
Doreen Piggot: Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over...
Earl Piggot: I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now! Ah damnit!
Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad,middle aged ass anymore!
Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more understand? No more I'm not taking you back!
Earl Piggot: I'm not COMING back!
Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that it was so embarrassing...
Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey!
Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her I said you slobbered on her!
Claire Kane: Oops, excuse me, sweetie. I really like the Wymans, don't you?
Stuart Kane: Who?
Claire Kane: The doctor and his wife, Marian. Ralph, I think his name. You know, the ones from the concert.
Stuart Kane: He seems kind of lofty. You're off to work early, huh?
Claire Kane: Yeah, I got two Birthdays today. He's a doctor, remember? And she is artist, I think.
Stuart Kane: Oh yeah? What kind?
Claire Kane: What kind? She's a painter. She paints pictures, you know? They really want us to come to dinner.
Stuart Kane: Well, We'll see. I'm off.
Claire Kane: What does that mean? We already agreed to go. We made a date. Bye. Close the door, Stuart.
Stuart Kane: Sorry!
Sherri Shepard: Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?
Tess Trainer: I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk.
Lois Kaiser: Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?
Lois Kaiser: [talking through sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!
Honey Bush: Look at these fish, though. Aren't those cool?
Lois Kaiser: Yeah, you know I don't really give a fuck about fish. They just kinda swim, eat and shit.
Claire Kane: [Stuart has just returned from his fishing trip] Your hands stink.
Stuart Kane: [Sniffs his fingers] Kinda smells like pussy, don't you think?
Claire Kane: [laughs, smacks him on the shoulder] I *hate* that. Go wash your hands.
Stuart Kane: Smells like a rainbow to me!