- Security guard: What's going on here folks?
- Mrs. Williams: $110 a month we pay for your service and I'M THE FIRST TO ARRIVE ON THE SCENE?
- [begins hitting him]
- Mrs. Williams: WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER SIR?
- Delbert: There's a door to the attic in the back hall. Bust it open and grab that kid!
- Judy: NO!
- Louis: Uh, right. Hey Del, what do we need all those kids for anyway?
- Delbert: To get through the road blocks you idiot! For bargaining chips!
- Louis: You know I got Bargain Chips at the discount supermarket once. They didn't taste anywhere NEAR as good as Lays! You know, they say it's a bargain, but it really isn't...
- Delbert: SHUT UP! DO IT!