Leprechaun:
Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.
Ozzie:
Don't cut yourself on any of this old rusty metal. If you do, it will make your jaw lock shut.
Ozzie:
What are you?
Leprechaun:
What do I look like, me lad? See the hat? The buckles on me shoes? Why, I'm a Leprechaun!
Leprechaun:
You only got away because me powers are weak! I NEED ME GOLD!
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last lines]
Leprechaun:
I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell.
Leprechaun:
[
singing while bouncing a pogo stick on a man's chest] This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung.
Leprechaun:
Have you seen a crock of gold lyin' around?
[
Ozzie shakes his head]
Leprechaun:
Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it.
Ozzie:
Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines, and we're gunna need some medicine.
Deputy Tripet:
Say, aren't we a little young to be out this late?
Leprechaun:
No, I'm 600 years old.
Tory:
That thing is a leprechaun and we've gotta find a way to stop it!
Tory:
Nathan, that was no FUCKING bear.
Leprechaun:
Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers.
Alex:
Hey, Lep! Fuck you, lucky charms!
Leprechaun:
Where's ME gold?
Ozzie:
I think someone broke into the house.
Alex:
No shit, Sherlock.
Daniel O'Grady:
Burn in hell, you little green bastard!
Ozzie:
Oh no, I just swallowed the old coin!
Alex:
Nice going Jaws.
Alex:
We're rich, you know what this means?
Ozzie:
Yeah, I can buy comics every week.
Alex:
Yeah, but you know what else?
Ozzie:
What else?
Alex:
We can get you an operation.
Ozzie:
For what?
Alex:
To make you smart, see we can go to the hospital and have them operate and fix your brain!
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