Indian Summer (1993)
Jennifer Morton: No shit the munchies! I forgot all about the munchies!
Jack: [after putting Brad's hand in water to make him wet the bed] I'll tell you one thing. We are not nice people!
Matthew Berman: Not tonight, we're not!
Beth: I haven't yet.
Jennifer Morton: Haven't what?
Beth: [laughs] Had sex since Rick. I know you're wondering. I know how your mind works.
Beth: I've-I come to the brink and then I-I can't do it.
Jennifer Morton: Yeah, I didn't think so.
Beth: But I don't think about it everyday. I try not to think about it!
Jennifer Morton: [to Beth about Jack] He's a moron. No wonder you're attracted to him!
Jamie Ross: If I have to dive into this water and swim over to you, you're gonna be a sorry little girl.
Gwen Daugherty: I'm already sorry.
Gwen Daugherty: I hope I didn't offend any of you. Jamie needs to learn that he shouldn't over-wind his toys.
Jennifer Morton: I gotta tell you. I like her. I like her a lot.
Matthew Berman: I just called the boys.
Kelly Berman: How are they?
Matthew Berman: They're fine. I told them that Mommy beat the shit out of me today.
Jamie Ross: Do you wanna dance?
Jennifer Morton: I shouldn't. I shouldn't Jamie. I mean it. You're scum.
Jamie Ross: I'm not sure. Is that a yes?
Jennifer Morton: Yeah, that's a yes.
Jack: [after Beth kisses him] Wow! That was good. I thought you were gonna knee me in the nuts or something!
Jennifer Morton: I'm not even this happy when I'm about to have sex!
Jennifer Morton: I've decided I wanna be just like Kelly when I grow up.
Kelly Berman: And I wanna be just like Jennifer!
Jennifer Morton: And I wanna have a body like Gwen's!
Kelly Berman: No shit!
Brad Berman: No toilet paper! Ho-ho-ho! You guys are good! Man, oh yeah. This is a brilliant schreck! You guys working for NASA? Huh? Is there a blueprint for this plan, cause I'd love to see it. Tell me, did ya carry it the toilet paper down in shifts? This isn't a privy, it's a think tank!
Jack: You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat the schreck king!
Jamie Ross: Hey, why walk when you can run? You know, Gwen and I run three miles every morning as a warm-up before we work out. Right, baby?
Gwen Daugherty: Right!
[they run off]
Brad Berman: [to Jack, Beth, and Jennifer] We really ought to spend the rest of the week coming up with an elaborate way to kill those two.
Unca Lou Handler: [Uncle Lou spreads forest boughs to reveal a moose grazing in the forest] There's nothing like a good moose.
Jamie Ross: [referring to Gwen] Unca Lou, Unca Lou, look at that. Twenty-one years old. How am I going to go six nights without that?
Unca Lou Handler: You probably won't, Jamie. Just try not to kill any wild animals in the process.