John and Max are elderly men living next door to each other. They're continuously arguing and insulting each other, and have been this way for over 50 years. One day, Ariel, moves into the street. Both men are attracted to her, and their rivalry steps up a gear. Written by
A fifty-year fight.
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When Max is changing John's TV channels you will see three different Little Caesar's pizza commercials from 1992. See more
When John comes back from his visit with the IRS, he returns in a cab but doesn't pay the cab driver. See more
Mr. Gustafson! I have to talk to you! Mr. Gustafson, will you answer the door, please? I know you're in there! It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson! I can't keep coming... back here every couple of days! You have to talk to me! Mr. Gustafson, I'm just trying to help you! Come on and open the door! I'll just keep knocking! I'll come back, so you might as well answer the door! I know you're in there! Think of the neighbors, Mr. Gustafson! There's a letter for ...
Another outtake has Walter Matthau saying... Hello, I'm Ronald Reagan, I used to be president of the United States. I live across the street. I was also in the movies for a while - I was a lousy actor See more
Written by Frankie Yankovic
Arranged by Michael Edwards See more