John and Max are elderly men living next door to each other. They're continuously arguing and insulting each other, and have been this way for over 50 years. One day, Ariel, moves into the street. Both men are attracted to her, and their rivalry steps up a gear. Written by
A fifty-year fight.
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Grandpa Gustafson's address is written on his shanty door when he is out ice fishing. It is visible only for a split second after he takes the paper bag of beer from his son. It is listed as: J.W. Gustafson 11291 Chloe Ln. Wabasha, MN 55981 See more
Ariel tells John to move King's Rook to Queen's Bishop three in his chess game. The piece he subsequently moves is in fact a bishop. See more
Mr. Gustafson! I have to talk to you! Mr. Gustafson, will you answer the door, please? I know you're in there! It's no use pretending this isn't happening, Mr. Gustafson! I can't keep coming... back here every couple of days! You have to talk to me! Mr. Gustafson, I'm just trying to help you! Come on and open the door! I'll just keep knocking! I'll come back, so you might as well answer the door! I know you're in there! Think of the neighbors, Mr. Gustafson! There's a letter for ...
Take 13 (also): Looks like Chuck's taking the old log to the beaver See more
Ode to Sydney
Written by Jack Lemmon
Performed by Jack Lemmon See more