Ed and His Dead Mother (1993)
Ed's Mother: I'm sorry, we don't have any tea, WANT SOME OF THIS?
Ed Chilton: My mother was a hardware man, and she taught me it was better to be a hammer than a nail.
Rev. Praxton: Ed, I like to grease the highboard better than anyone and if it was just four or five guys, I'd have no problem with that, but when I come home and find her doing the two-back beast with the entire church council, well by God, that's going too far - especially since half the council is women! That's when I take a stand. That's when I'm counted as a man! That's when I throw my balls up over my shoulder and charge into the fire!