Double, Double, Toil and Trouble (1993 TV Movie)
Lynn Farmer: [Gravedigger sees Norman the dog and screams] He won't hurt you.
Gravedigger: Who said that?
Kelly Farmer: Me
Lynn Farmer: Yeah, that's just Norman, he wouldn't hurt anybody.
Gravedigger: But... you were over there!
Kelly Farmer: No, that was me.
Gravedigger: [Screams] You're at two places at the same time!
Lynn Farmer: We're twins, silly.
Gravedigger: Oh... ohh... twins! Oh, twins!
Kelly Farmer: Do you drink a lot of coffee?
Lynn Farmer: You might want to switch to decaf.
Mr. N: [coming into the witches' gathering] These people have been reading too much Stephen King.
Kelly Farmer: Remember when fairy tales used to keep me awake?
Lynn Farmer: Yeah.
Kelly Farmer: Well, if we get out of this I'll be awake until I'm 21!
Aunt Agatha: Faster, faster! We're almost there. Then I'll throw you into the mirror, too. You'll never see your parents again or that mangy mutt of yours.
Kelly Farmer: You are so cranky! Get a life!
Lynn Farmer: Cross your heart... hope to die... stick a needle in your eye, shake your bottom if you got 'em.