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Double Dragon (1994) Poster

(1994)

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Guisman: You're weak like your father.

Billy Lee: You're ugly like your mother.

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Guisman: Ah, Huey! Lewis! Any news?

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Guisman: Thousands of years ago in ancient China, an evil army of Shadow Warriors terrorized the great city of Changsa. To save his people, the good king sacrificed himself to create a mystical medallion. Realizing the ultimate powers of the medallion, the king split it in half. To one son, he gave the power over body; to the other, the power over the soul. This is the legend of the Double Dragon.

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Billy Lee: Look who's talkin', UG Lee.

Jimmy Lee: Get it straight. YOU'RE "Ug" Lee. I'm "Home" Lee.

Billy Lee: Oh, okay...

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Linda Lash, Shuko Henchwoman: [phoning] Shuko? Lash. We found it.

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Guisman: I just want total domination of one major American City! Is that too much to ask for? Is it? Is it? Huh?

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Bo Abobo #2, Improved Model: HOME Lee. UG Lee. DANDY!

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Jimmy Lee: [possessed by Koga Shuko] Do you know the story of Romulus and Remus - sons of Mars, God of war?

Billy Lee: [speaking to his half of the Dragon Medallion] If you're waiting for an emergency, this is it.

Jimmy Lee: The brothers were abandoned and raised by wolves. Together, they built the great city of Rome.

Billy Lee: [to Koga Shuko] Shadow Demon, you shall not pass.

Jimmy Lee: In a quarrel, Romulus killed Remus.

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Billy Lee: My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Jimmy Lee: Are you crazy? We almost wrecked our CAR!

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Billy Lee: Oh, Sh...

Guisman: You said it!

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Smartass Mohawk: [peering through an eyehole] I can see you!

Jimmy Lee: No, you can't!

[shoves broom handle through eyehole]

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Guisman: Aw, shit!

Billy LeeJimmy Lee: [both] You said it!

[combines both pieces of the medallion]

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Billy Lee: [reads Sign] "Caution: Watch Your Step." Watch your step?

[falling, screaming, landing, looking about them]

Jimmy Lee: [surrounded by angry martial arts children] Great! The Power Corps are midgets.

Marian Delario, Power Corps Chief: You need some help? Why didn't you guys use the stairs?

Billy Lee: [pointedly to Jimmy] "Please use other door."

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Guisman: [to Billy and Jimmy as he's being taken away by the cops] You think I'M bad, wait'll you meet my lawyers!

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Smartass Mohawk: [checking his computer for the identities of the people in the car ahead of them] Hey, we know these guys! It's the Lee brothers, Ug and Home, ha-ha.

Bo Abobo #1: Who?

Billy Lee: [in the car ahead] Make a right on Wilshire.

Bo Abobo #1: Oh, I get it - UG-Lee, HOME-Lee. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...

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Billy Lee: [facing danger together] So what's the plan?

Jimmy Lee: I'm still workin' out the small details.

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Guisman: Your incompetence sticks needles into the flesh of my honor.

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Bo Abobo #1: This thing'll kill me.

Guisman: Perhaps. But I consider you like a son, Abobo. And like a son, I can always have another.

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Maniac Leader: Well, who is this hungus bogosity who says he's gonna unite the gangs?

Long-Haired Gang Member: Nobody knows who he is. He's totally hollow, but he's spreading the goods around, and if we don't jack in, we'll all be vapor!

Maniac Leader: What is he, nuts? Maniacs don't take orders from anybody! Do we mind-share?

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Jimmy Lee: Yuck!

Billy Lee: Yuck!

Jimmy Lee: This water's gross.

Billy Lee: It should have a seat and a lid over it.

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Bo Abobo #2, Improved Model: What's up, chickenbutt?

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