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Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992)

A devil-worshiping woman sends out her four beautiful nieces to lure men back to her place so they can be killed, ground up and sold as meat pies.

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Auntie Lee
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Chief Koal
Kristine Rose ...
Fawn (as Kristine Anne Rose)
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Larry
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Minister
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Farmer
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Magnolia
Richard Vidan ...
Bruno
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Harold Ivars
Teri Weigel ...
Coral
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Bob Evans
Pía Reyes ...
Sky
Louie Bonanno ...
Doc
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John (as Walter Lang)
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Phil
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Outside the small, one-cop town of Penance, California, Auntie Lee bakes her popular meat pies, with the help of four nubile nieces and the ranch's blood-simple handyman, Larry. The source of the meat for the pies? Men who are passing through, lured to strange deaths by the nieces - Fawn, Coral, Sky, and Magnolia - who smile, show a little skin, and pretend to be playmates. Closing in on the trail of a missing man is a New York private eye, Harold Ivars; plus, the town's cop, Chief Koal, finds Larry's behavior a bit suspicious. Will the cop and the dick bring Auntie Lee's vocation to a grinding halt? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Pat Morita as Chief Koal. He suspects that something is a foot. See more »

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong horror violence, and for sexuality and language
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21 October 1992 (USA)  »

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Pierozki ciotki Lee  »

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This was the last feature film for Huntz Hall. See more »

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Young, Fresh, Tight, Sweet Stuff
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Wasted Time Twice...
28 February 2004 | by (Dayton, Ohio) – See all my reviews

This has to be one of the biggest wastes of film in the history of Hollywood. I rented this with some friends of mine, and it was so horrible that we rented it again just to verify the badness. Pat Morita as the chief of police who is always walking around with a cigarette sticking out of his mouth (though they are hardly ever lit)is not a convincing performance, and is a disappointment. Stupid plot with horrible acting from both accomplished actors, and wanna-be actresses (read: former Playboy Playmates). If I could have rated this movie with less than one star, I would have.

One more note for those pervs who just want to see some skin from the playmates...don't waste your time...there is some nudie shots, but they are late in the film, and not worth the wait.


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