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[Chris Lecce is angry with Gina Garrett because of her interference in the stakeout]

Chris Lecce: If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.

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[Gina Garrett asks Bill Reimers to shave his mustache to look younger]

Bill Reimers: I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.

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Gina Garrett: So when are we inviting them over for drinks?

Chris Lecce: Uh, Bill.

Bill Reimers: Yes, Chris?

Chris Lecce: Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?

Bill Reimers: Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing.

Chris Lecce: Good to know Bill!

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[Chris and Bill have had enough of Gina]

Detective Chris Lecce: Here is my badge, here is my gun, and here is me, *leaving*!

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[Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms]

Chris Lecce: Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night.

Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]

Chris Lecce: We had sex.

Maria McGuire: [nods crazily]

Chris Lecce: Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?

Maria McGuire: [drops the TV causing it to smash]

Chris Lecce: [looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face]

Maria McGuire: I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.

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Chris Lecce: [to Maria who's running off] All right, all right! I'll marry you.

Maria McGuire: [smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!] Life is just too short.

Chris Lecce: [doubled over gives a weak cough]

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[Bill Reimers and Chris Lecce call to Archie (a dog) who is chasing a neighbour's cat - Archie takes no notice]

Bill Reimers: Come back here!

Chris Lecce: Oh stick 'em Archie. Eat the cat!

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Gina Garrett: Cover me! I'm taking a bath.

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Captain Coldshank: Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.

Chris Lecce: As what?... friends or lovers?

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Detective Bill Reimers: I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?

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Detective Bill Reimers: [On seeing their suspect] I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!

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Detective Chris Lecce: I usually wait about three days before introducing myself to the people I'm staking out!

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Assistant D.A. Gina Garrett: I'll miss you guys, a little. I am going to sue for custody, though.

Detective Chris Lecce: [Pointing to Bill] Of him? Take him, he irritates the hell out of me.

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Chris Lecce: This guy's got a gun. Not a lawyer.

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