I have 4. One on my back that is a picture of Emilio, Richard and Rosie--it's sort of a profile-montage. The next one is on my ankle--it's a stylized "AS" in gothic font. The third is on my left wrist (on the inside, to be as direct a link to my heart as possible) and it's the box-office total, including worldwide distribution, VHS, DVD and television market shares, excluding percentages of the gross not mentioned in the original figures. The last one is on my bum, and I cannot divulge what that depicts. It's a secret between me, my tattoo artist and God.

Who's next?